A chance:

Disclaimer: I unfortunately don't own Evangelion. I wish I did because if I did, Shinji and Asuka would've been a couple by now.

Asuka: Yeah I wish.

Water-star: Asuka? What the hell are you doing here?

Asuka: Making a cameo.

Shinji: Mind if I join in?

Water-star: Oh great. Now I'm stuck with the newlyweds!

Asuka & Shinji both blush: Oh shut up!

Touji: Hey look you guys are acting just like the last time when I embarrassed you at school.

Kensuke: This time it's live on the internet.

Hikari: Hey you two stooges leave Asuka alone.

Rei: Mind if I join?

Everyone: Rei!

Water-star: Ok. Now I know this is DEFINATELY a fanfic.

Kensuke: What did you think it was before?

Water-star: I thought I was either drunk or that I fell asleep into a wonderful dream land.

Hikari & Touji Sweatdrop: Riight.

Water-star: Anyway, let's stop stalling long enough. Onto the fanfic.

Everyone:YAY!

Rei: Is it me or have we stopped talking about Shinji & Asuka?

Water-star: Hey... you're right! And I don't usually say that Rei's right too very often!

Chapter 1: Annoying & useful emails.

On a sunny day the old boring history sensei was making school ever more so tedious for the yr12's by giving his students once again useless info (god help them!) While he was saying blah, blah, blah. The stuff teachers usually say, three young men were trying to keep their sanity by emailing each other over their laptops on the three girls that always piss them off.

Shinji: Blue stud

Touji: Hottie jock

Kensuke: Gun maniac

(AN: I know, the names suck ok. I just couldn't think of anything that would go with them. Plus the names will be abbreviated. I can't be bothered with typing the full names ok.)

BS: Damn it. Once again we're stuck in this fucking boring class.

HJ: U know if I could I'd kill this old fart.

GM: YAY! We could borrow some guns from NERV. How 'bout it Shinji?

BS: Kensuke u know I haven't worked 4 Nerv in years.

Shinji stopped piloting Unit 01 when all the angels were killed as well as Asuka (which pissed her off BIG time) & Rei. Shinji today is now confident, got a high level self-esteem and stands up for himself to anyone even Asuka! But it still doesn't stop them from arguing and have not become friends at all.

Asuka is still the same person except she & Hikari became close friends to Rei. Rei has more emotions, grew her hair up to her shoulders, socialises with everyone and stopped obeying Gendo. (YAY!)

Hikari still has a crush on Touji and doesn't were her hair in piggy tails. Instead grew her hair up to her shoulders, Touji forgave Shinji for the Unit 03 incident and knew it wasn't his fault. He has a prosphetic arm & leg and Kensuke is STILL obssessed with war and that stuff.

GM: Yeah sorry man. 4got that, but some things never change.

BS: Like wat?

HJ: Well, u still live with that hottie Misato prrr...

BS: Yeah wat eva, u can have her. Wat else?

HJ: U still fight with that red headed devil.

BS: Anything else?

GM: U're still our best friend.

BS: And?

GM: Man u're hard 2 satisfy!

HJ: Ok that sounded SO WRONG! On so MANY levels!

GM: Ewwwwwwwww that's sick! Even 4 u!

BS: Ok. If u 2 keep this up, I'm outta here.

HJ & GM: Sorry.

BS: And so u should b. U sick bastards.

(AN: Hey you're the one to talk! Sorry if that comment offended you Shinji fans but it's true if you've seen the movie & know what he did to the comatised Asuka. VERY, VERY disturbing and sick. But note the Third impact never happened in this fanfic.)

GM: B nice.

HJ: Yeah, b nice.

BS: Fine I will. Anyway onto further news, any interesting news?

GM: Nope.

HJ: Nothing. U?

BS: No. Only being pissed off by Asuka.

HJ: Y do u still live with her bsides Misato?

GM: Yeah tell Shinji.

Shinji paused for a while. He knew 100 percent why he still lived there, he was love with Asuka. But deep inside Shinji knew the chances of them together was 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent.

Basically the day Kensuke doesn't like guns anymore. Which means NEVER. But Shinji didn't care. Actually he was falling and more in love with Asuka each day.

HJ: Yo Shinji still alive?

BS: No. U're just seeing the living dead. Of course I'm still alive.

GM: Then wat the hell took u so long 2 respond 2 Touji's question which u still haven't answered?

BS: I was just thinking 'bout something.

HJ: Ok which girl has bn flirting with u this time?

BS: Wat makes u think it's a girl?

HJ: Oh come on! Nearly every girl in yr12 flirts with u except "The sweetest girls."

"The sweetest girls" were actually Asuka along with Hikari and Rei! The boys called the girls this because one night the girls were having a sleepover at Misato's while she was on a date with Hyuga. (AN: I hope Hyuga fans are happy with this. I decided for him to let him have the girl for once.)

But Shinji was also having a sleepover with Touji and Kensuke at the same time. This became a problem cause the 2 groups began debating on their rights to the T.V. So the two groups decided to they would all watch each other's movies. The boys went 1st to watch their movie which Kensuke rented out it was Kill Bill Volume one (which I've seen and wasn't that bad), thinking they would get the girls sick and then go to bed.

But to the boys' amazement and displeasure the girls were fine (except Hikari got a bit ill but calmed down after a while. Well Asuka and Rei were fine because they're eva pilots this stuff is normal to them.) The girls chose "How to lose a guy in 10 days." That got the guys actually laughing REALLY, REALLY hard.

Then Kill Bill Vol 2, which got Hikari throwing up but felt better when Asuka gave her some milanta. And finally everyone watched "The sweetest thing" which made Shinji think about what Asuka had been doing for a while.

She had been dating all the hot & popular guys that all the girls wanted, she'd play with their hearts like a toy then break them and then throw them away. As well as Hikari & Rei did the same thing. Shinji wasn't shocked that Asuka was still a virgin. 'Asuka is a lot like Christina. They're both afraid of love, commiting to someone, being rejected, opening up. Maybe there's still a chance...' He thought.

GM: Yeah Shinji, who is it this time? Tell me.

BS: No.

GM: Tell me.

BS: NO!

GM: Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me. Please.

(AN: In case if anyone was wondering how many times Kensuke said it. He said it 224 times.)

BS: NO! SO FUCK OFF!

HJ: Fine tell me. Or I'll do it 3 times more than Kensuke!

BS: NO!

HJ: Fine then: Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell 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me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me. Come on I won't even tell myself.

(AN: Ok Touji said it 672 times! And if I ever do something like that again, I'm going to kick myself in the head. Cause GOD DAMNIT! It was bloody annoying. The reason I did this was because once one of my friends were pissing me off about a secret they wanted to know.)

GM: Hey I can do it 6 times more than u Touji.

HJ: Oh yeah. Bring it on.

BS: Uh oh. I think I'll b going now.

GM & HJ: C'ya.

So while Touji and Kensuke had their "Tell me" battle, Shinji decided not to pay attention to the sensei & looked over at Asuka. Three or fours years can really change a girl. She was a lot taller but was 2ft shorter than Shinji who grew "6ft 1." Still had her flaming hair that had been cut. It was now above her chest, no longer wore her headset but still kept them in a little wooden box in her room. Asuka still looked the same except she now had womanly features.

'Everyday she gets more & more beautiful. She's as a pure as an angel.' Shinji thought.

"MR IKARI!"

"Huh?"

"Will you please answer the question." Said the sensei.

"Uh..."

Just then an email appeared on Shinji's laptop. It said: U really don't have a clue do u? From Asuka.

BS: No. I wasn't paying attention.

Fire Goddess: Alrite I'll help u but u owe me 1.

Shinji was surprised that Asuka was willing to help him get out of trouble with the sensei & give him the answer. 'This isn't like Asuka to help others except her friends or me. She truly has grown up into a wonderful woman.'

BS: Thanks.

FG: Wat eva i just don't wanna have 2 eat Misato's cooking bcoz u were in detention. 2 billion ppl died.

"Well."

"It was 2 billion that died sir."

"And what day did they die?"

Another email came: 27th September 2000.

"Twenty-seventh of September, 2000."

"You're lucky Mr Ikari. An angel must love you."

"Very funny sir." The sensei then turned around to keep writing on the blackboard. 'Maybe there's still a chance...'

End of Chapter 1:

AN: Yay finally finished! It took me three days to do this chapter. Actually it would've been two days but a whole chunk of it got deleted. ARGH! Oh well please R&R if you liked it and PLEASE be easy on me it's my first fanfic I've typed on the spot. Oh and by the way I hope I got the date right for Second impact cause I know it's in September but I forgot the date. So did everyone like it?

Everyone except Asuka: Mmmhmm

Asuka: Will we give it a break! For god sakes people I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH SHINJI!

Rei: How come you have a exclaimation mark then?

Asuka: WHAT!

Touji: Hey yeah, a exclaimation mark means something surprising and if you were going to try and convince us you should of had a full stop to tell us it's a fact that you don't love him. But you've just revealed your secret passion for Shinji now.

Shinji: Oh my god! Touji does have some intelligence in that head after all!

Water-star: Touji with intelligence! THE WORLD'S COMING TO AN END BECAUSE OF FLYING PIGS! RUN AWAY! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Kensuke: We're not going to die. But I'm more interested with the fact of Asuka having the hots for Shinji.

Everyone except for Asuka start cheering & whistling: Woo hoo!

Hikari: Come on let's all be nice to Shinji and Asuka. It's not their fault that their hormones are controlling their "urges."

Water-star: UGH! GOD! I don't want to even know.

Asuka: Hikari how could embarrase me like this and on the internet too!

Hikari: Come on it's obvious you want him.

Asuka: And it's obvious you want Touji but I never told anyone. Oops!

The 3 Stooges, Rei & Water-star: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh really ha?

Hikari: I'LL KILL YOU!

Asuka: Oh yeah. Bring it on bitch!

Everyone except the Asuka & Hikari gasps.

Kensuke: Oooh a catfight cause of you Touji.

Touji: I never thought two girls would fight because of me. This is the happiest day of my life.

Touji begins to cry tears of joy.