There were once two guys at East High,
They were gay (but claimed to be bi).
And it was easy to see, and plain as can be
That these two guys were in love.
Now, Troy was a popular B-boy
And wanted a real sex toy
So, one day, he went to Ryan's to play
And that was the end of the beginning.
Now, Ryan was a bit of a geek
Until he spent everyday of the week
In bed with Troy (though what a bad boy!)
He enjoyed himself even so.
Now that these boys are together,
Hopefully now and forever,
They'll go to bed and think
About what they're going to do,
But after that, sleep not a wink,
For they'll both be very busy.