A Magnoliatigress(lioness) production
Archers aim at the valley of peace below with flaming arrows.
With help from KungFuPandaFanatic
The archers then shot the arrows at the villagers houses.
Panda hood: some animals in tights
Po as Robin Hood
Lord Shen as Prince John
Tai Lung as sheriff of Rottingham
Tigress as Maid Marian (Mistress Tigress)
Havoc began throughout the village. "Help! Me house is on fire! Me house is on fire!" "Call the fire brigade!"
Mr Ping as Blinkin
Crane as Ahchoo
Viper as broomhilde
Monkey as little John
Pigs with a cart full of water began to make siren noises and put out the fires. "Fill them up! Pass the bucket!"
Mantis as Will Scarlet
Soothsayer as Latrine
Shifu as King Richard
An old goat came out of his house. "There must be another way of doing the credits! Every time they make a Robin Hood story, they burn our village down."
Croc Bandits in tights began to dance in hip hop fashion.
Fung: Yo! Yo! Yo! Check it out!
Lord Shen and Tai Lung,
they was running the show.
Raising the taxes
'cause they needed the dough
A reign of terror
took over the land.
They was shaking down the people
just to beat the band.
I said Hey!
Crocs: Hey!
Fung: I said Hey!
Crocs: Hey!
Fung: I said
All: Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho
The crocs danced like ballerinas for a sec then went back to hip hop.
Fung:
The people were unhappy
Morale was low
They had no place to turn to
There was nowhere to go
They needed a hero
But no one could be found
'Cause the dragon warrior was out of town
I said Hey!
Crocs: Hey!
Fung: I said Hey!
Crocs: Hey!
Fund: I said
All: Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho
The crocs did the shuffle and then back to hip hop.
Fung:
He was put into the slammer
By his Japanese foe
And in a little while
He would be no more
I said Hey!
Crocs: Hey!
Fung: I said Hey!
Crocs: Hey!
Fung: I said
All: Hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny
Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho
Check it out!
They all posed at the end of the song.