The Order of the phoenix jingle bells
Written in response to the Death Eater jingle bells by toujourspurPAL
Verse 1
Starting a new school
Is always very fun
To get on the platform
You don't have to run
Quirrel had a double head
But now (Thank God) he's dead
Quidditch Rocks
And Snape, he sucks
But we all love to say—THAT
Jingle Bells, Voldie smells, Bella has escaped
Gibbon died and Malfoy cried but now it's all okay, HEY
Jingle Bells, Voldie smells, Bella has escaped
Werewolves, giants are our friends and Grawpy ran away
Verse 2
Harry's all locked up
Because of a house elf
The Weasleys got him out
Now Ginny's not herself
The Chamber was opened
Hermione, petrified
The mandrakes worked
The diary's irked
And Lucius lost his elf
Jingle Bells, Voldie smells, Bella has escaped
Gibbon died and Malfoy cried but now it's all okay, HEY
Jingle Bells, Voldie smells, Bella has escaped
Werewolves, giants are our friends and Grawpy ran away
Verse 3
The train was really cold
The Dementors searched it all
Lupin kept a hold
On his silver-light wall
Snape can't stand the map
And Crookshanks is real smart
Lupin looked scraped
Peter escaped
And Sirius flew away
Jingle Bells, Voldie smells, Bella has escaped
Gibbon died and Malfoy cried but now it's all okay, HEY
Jingle Bells, Voldie smells, Bella has escaped
Werewolves, giants are our friends and Grawpy ran away
Verse 4
The Triwizard is here
You should be 17
But Harry's in it, with
Dragons, and some mean
Grindylows and sharks
Cup brought him to a graveyard
Where Cedric died
And Harry Cried
That "VOLDEMORT IS BACK!"
Jingle Bells, Voldie smells, Bella has escaped
Gibbon died and Malfoy cried but now it's all okay, HEY
Jingle Bells, Voldie smells, Bella has escaped
Werewolves, giants are our friends and Grawpy ran away
Verse 5
Going to the fight
And Padfoots now at bay
To the ministry we go
Running all the way—HELP HARRY!
The veil took a friend
But that is not the end
Now Tonks is sad
And Lupin's mad
And Harry's all awry
Jingle Bells, Voldie smells, Bella has escaped
Gibbon died and Malfoy cried but now it's all okay, HEY
Jingle Bells, Voldie smells, Bella has escaped
Werewolves, giants are our friends and Grawpy ran away
Verse 6
Greyback's real mad
He attacked Bill and was glad
This has got to be
The worst day we ever had
Dumbledore is dead
And Snape has run away
And Harry dumped the Weasley girl
Though Fred and George still say:
Jingle Bells, Voldie smells, Bella has escaped
Gibbon died and Malfoy cried but now it's all okay, HEY
Jingle Bells, Voldie smells, Bella has escaped
Werewolves, giants are our friends and Grawpy ran away
Verse 7
Moody got hit with a spell
And Tonks can't wait to tell
The news that she may have
That says "LUPIN'S A DAD"
And now Dobby is dead
Bella killed him with a knife
Fred he died
And Ginny cried
But Percy's still a git
OH
Jingle Bells, Voldie smells, Bella has escaped
Gibbon died and Malfoy cried but now it's all okay, HEY
Jingle Bells, Voldie smells, Bella has escaped
Werewolves, giants are our friends and Grawpy ran away