A/N: Hey guys, thought I'd try my hand at Alice in wonderland this time. This will be a series of ficlets that me and my crazy friends come up with. (Credit where credit is due.)
Rating: T (for language, slash, violence, and smoking.)
In other news, the Red Queen's giant head has once again squished the frog. The Knave decided he'd had enough, defected to the White Queen's army and kidnapped Alice, but the Mad Hatter rescued her. The Knave then proceeded to kiss the Hatter and Alice said "What the hell?!" and pulled out a camcorder, "This is going in my blog." The March Hare was passing by, stopped, looked at the Knave and Hatter, looked away, noticed a spoon lying in the grass, and said "Spoon." As the White Rabbit hopped by saying "I'm late, I'm –" he noticed the spoon and then the Hatter and Knave and finished his sentence "spoon… yaoi!" Mirana saw all of these things and said "Whatever…" before smoking a cigarette.
Hope you enjoyed this, more to come soon.
~Kidonia