WARNING! SMUT/YAOI! AMATEUR WORK! A very active uke.

Pairing: Gintoki x Shinpachi

A/N: I'm planning this for a short multi-chap. So, yes, there'll be a chapter two.

Disclaimer (?): This fanfic has totally nothing to do with Gintama's ending theme, Candy Line. The title is made up simply for convenience since it has some weak connection with the plot. Gomenasai, Takahashi Hitomi-san! But I really love your song!!! Candy Line is really really very catchy!

Reference: Rosario + Vampire - Moka (Just one short line from this anime)

It takes about any little thing to change a normal teenager's day into something extraordinary. It's like being involved in a freak accident and then offered the chance of being a shinigami or being involved in another freak accident, died and then came back to life with some kind weird technology involving alchemy or being involved in yet another accident and finding yourself shrunk into a child because you have been fed some weird drug.

It was no different for Shimura Shinpachi. One fine day during spring, while hanging out Gintoki's clothes to dry, a piece of candy dropped out from the pocket of his pants. It was wrapped in bright pink and was about the size of a walnut. He threw back into the laundry basket and forgotten about it until when he had finished hanging out the clothes and headed back into the house. He took out the candy from the basket before he placed it back at its original place and then sat down on the sofa, studying the candy with caution.

Gintoki gave a loud yawn from his bedroom. It seemed that he had spent the night out in the streets drinking at the clubs and had only returned only in the morning. He walked out of his bedroom with a messy head of perm and a full bladder.

"Ah, good morning, Gin-san. Like, it's already afternoon, you know. Have you been drinking again last night?" Shinpachi greeted and watched the lazy man shuffled his feet through the main room.

"Yeah… Listen to me, Shinpachi. I think I've been duped. By the time I realized it, I think I'd lost two pieces of a million yen," Gintoki groaned as he searched for the remote control for the TV.

Shinpachi switched on the TV for the natural perm and remarked casually, "Eh? Are you sure you had them in the first place? Oh, by the way, I found this candy in your pocket when I was hanging your pants. Do you still want it?"

Gintoki squinted at the candy he held up with bleary eyes. Then he shook his head and waved his hand. "Take it if you want. I think someone shoved it to me when I was wandering around Kabuki district drunk. You know, you discover you have all kinds of stuff in your pocket after a night at the red light district."

"Right…" Shinpachi said almost disgustedly. "Like the time when I found a packet of condom in your pocket. Thank goodness Kagura isn't here."

"WHERE'S KETSUNO? ISN'T IT TIME FOR HER WEATHER REPORT?" Gintoki complained loudly. Then he looked around like a senile old man looking for a fight. "Where the hell is Kagura?"

Shinpachi groaned and switched to the music channel. "Gin-san, like I told you. It's already afternoon. And Kagura's off to visit Ane-ue. You do remember that today Ane-ue's coming over for nabe, don't you? She got some fresh beef from one of her customers."

"Are you sure she didn't extort her customer for it?" Gintoki said as he watched Shinpachi unwrap the candy and ate it. Then he added slowly, "Should you be eating that? I mean I got it from along the streets, you know?"

"Hmm? It should be alright, isn't it? I heard from Ane-ue that the girls at the hosts clubs don't bother drugging the food and drinks they give out to people," Shinpachi replied. "It should be alright."

Gintoki stood up and walked lazily towards the bathroom. "Yeah, you're right. They managed to rob my two million yen without drugging me."

Twenty minutes later, just after Gintoki had finished his battle with constipation, he heard Shinpachi knocked onto the bathroom door and say, "Gin-san, I'm not feeling well, so I'm going back first. I left you some food at the table, so remember to eat them after you're done."

"Oi, oi, why bother if you're coming back later? Just get some sleep on the sofa or something," Gintoki replied as he quickly washed his hands.

"Nah, it's alright… … …"

Then it was silence. Shinpachi couldn't have gone off so fast but was no sound of the entrance door sliding close. Gintoki opened the door to find Shinpachi slumped against the wall in obvious agony. He jumped slightly when he realized Gintoki was out from the bathroom and tried to make his way out to the entrance but his legs gave way and he fell facedown onto the floor.

"Oi, Shinpachi! Are you alright? Your sister's going to kill me if she finds you dead in my house. Don't die on me!" Gintoki said in a half-joking, half-worried way as he helped the boy up.

"It's alright. I'm just feeling a little warm and giddy, that's all… AND HORNY."

After a beat, Gintoki asked hesitantly, "… Shinpachi-kun? What did you say?"

"THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE CANDY AFTER ALL," Shinpachi said, showing Gintoki a face of despair and agony. Then he added in an almost hilarious hoarse voice. "It's killing me…"

Gintoki didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He let the boy lean against him lightly and helped him to at least sit in a more comfortable position on the floor, considering how much he was trembling. He patted rhythmically on the boy's back as if he had just woken up from a bad dream, hoping it would make whatever's making Shinpachi uncomfortable to go away.

"Gin-san…" Shinpachi said weakly, "You're making it worse."

"Eh? I am? This is bad. I've never had an adolescent teenager turning into an adult right in front of me before, you know," he said uneasily, removing his hand away from the boy hastily. "How about I help you into the bathroom and you settle it yourself?"

Shinpachi started crying quietly. He felt terribly warm and drained, his straining member burning and hard despite his efforts to suppress it mentally. He regretted eating the candy. He had not wanted to turn out like this at someone else's home, let alone Gintoki's. He found it embarrassing that he had turned out this way in front of a friend and a man like Gintoki. He shook involuntarily when Gintoki reached down to sweep his hair away from his hair, wiping his sweat and tears away.

"Is there alcohol or something in that candy? Why are you crying? Do you really feel that terrible?" Gintoki asked. He was beginning to feel warm from having the burning boy in his chest. He nudged Shinpachi, trying to make him move and get up.

"No…" Shinpachi sobbed. Every movement felt so sensual when it shouldn't be. He was so scared that he would come even from just standing and walking. He definitely didn't want that to happen in front of the natural perm. He whimpered when he felt Gintoki gently turned him around so that they were facing each other.

"Shinpachi, listen to me," Gintoki said, tilting the boy's chin so that he was forced to look at him. "This is not your fault, alright? It's the candy that's making you act so weird. And no," he added when Shinpachi opened his mouth to speak. "I should have stopped you when you popped that into your mouth, so this is not totally your fault."

"No… it's not that…" Shinpachi's voice trembled as he spoke. He snaked his hands over Gintoki's shoulders and around his neck. "I can't hold it any longer…"

"Shi-shinpachi?" Gintoki said warily at the weird glint that had flashed across the boy's eyes. Before he managed to pull the boy away from him, he felt a sting near his collarbone.

KAPUCHUUUU (A/N: see reference)

Shinpachi sucked onto the soft flesh, ignoring Gintoki's protests. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, Shinpachiiiii! Stop leeching me!!!" Gintoki squealed over-exaggeratingly. "Gin-san's not delicious at all! And he's too sweet for you!!!"

Shinpachi placed his full weight over the natural perm, toppling both of them onto the floor and his spectacles slid off from the impact. He kissed the man's collarbone, his neck, his cheeks, his lips, his forehead, his ears and almost anywhere else he could reach while rocking his hips against his thighs. There were many times when Gintoki overpowered him and pushed him away, he would lose the wrestle once he saw the flushed face of the aroused boy, sweating from the heat burning in his body, his tongue sticking out slightly as he struggled to kiss more of the older man. Finally, Gintoki settled for the kissing, allowing it if it would help the boy relieve himself. He allowed entry easily when Shinpachi tugged his bottom lip lightly and delved his tongue in hungrily. Though the kiss was sloppy, it had felt good to Gintoki, considering it was a rather cute teenager who was currently infatuated with his body. He remained calm when Shinpachi started peeling his hakama away and then his black shirt. There was no harm to more kissing.

Gintoki snapped back to reality when he felt a hand traveling to his ass and feeling around the cheeks of his butt. He watched carefully as the boy planted kisses on his chest and his stomach, his eyes scanning for the wild hands feeling over him. He frowned a little when Shinpachi tugged at his pants, pulling it down, kissing his lower hip. Finally, he found one stray arm, trying to reach the inside of his thigh. He jumped when he felt the tips of the boy's fingers sweep past his entrance and almost screamed, "Shinpachi! Stop! Someone's watching!"

This time, he didn't back down when he had successfully pushed Shinpachi away from him. The boy straddled on his thighs and merely blinked as he slowly registered the words. His eyes floated up to the panting being looking at them from a distance. "Sa-sa-sadaharu!" he shouted.

The dog merely barked in response and sat at the same spot, panting. He yelped in surprise when Gintoki grabbed him and crushed him into his chest, his arm locking him in the position. "Let's make a quick job of this," he said, turning the struggling boy's head towards him and kissed him while his hand made his way to his erection and started stroking him.

Shinpachi broke away from the kiss with a groan. It bothered him that Sadaharu was sitting there and watching them. But he couldn't bear to move away from the man now pumping him in his hand. He ended up moving around uselessly, which caught more of Sadaharu's attention. He started weeping again, to Gintoki's dismay.

"Sadaharu, go away!" he said loudly to the dog. Sadaharu barked and instead, lied down onto the floor.

"Ngh! Nnnnnn!!!"

Shinpachi buried his head into Gintoki's chest, his face burning with embarrassment. He felt as if he could melt into a puddle from the dog's gaze. How could he even manage to reach his climax at this moment of time? He wanted to run away, to dig a hole and bury his head in. He grabbed onto Gintoki's locking arm and squeezed his eyes shut as if he could wish Sadaharu away.

"You stupid dog! I said go away!" Gintoki shouted at Sadaharu this time round, waving his stained hand at the innocent dog. The dog wrinkled his nose then sneezed, got up and strolled into the guest room.

Gintoki looked down at Shinpachi. He was still crying, but was slightly calmer than before. He lifted his arm slowly, letting Shinpachi's hand slide down gently then wrapped his arm over the boy so that he hugged him and patted him on his back in a way he hoped to be soothing.

A/N: Er hem, hope you've enjoyed reading it. But this is not the end yet!!! Muahaha!!! Do R&R, welcoming constructive reviews!