Kiddy Grade High
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and I have BlackRose015's permission to do a version of her story E.S. High with some things different. So check that story out too will ya? AU OOC some femslash some bashing.)
"Please tell me you're kidding Eclipse!" Éclair wasn't the only one to say it but she was the loudest in the office at the moment. Not that the blond chief of the G.O.T.T. could blame her arguably strongest E.S. Member.
"I'm afraid not Éclair." Eclipse said sighing and not looking too happy herself.
"Someone check the calendar and tell me it's April Fool's day and I forgot." Éclair said looking to the other E.S. members, particularly Un-oh and Alv who were both checking the date as well.
"Since when do you forget April Fool's Day?" Dvergr asked looking at Éclair who shrugged. Despite Alv and Un-oh's best attempts, Éclair was the prank mistress and the amount of things she managed to pull on them on the Pranksters Holiday, should have been impossible for one woman no matter her powers.
Of course Eclipse was more than happy to let them think that Éclair didn't have any help, it meant that when they revenge pranked Éclair she was left laughing and got away scot-free.
"There's a first for everything hun." Éclair said as she kissed Dvergr's cheek when the pink haired woman had stepped close to her to check her fever.
"Not for that. Trust me, we all can tell when it's April Fool's Day as long as you're around." Dvergr said rolling her eyes but smiling at the display of affection as she leaned into Éclair's side.
"Although a lady really should be more elegant Éclair." Lumiere said sighing as she looked at her sister in all but blood.
"The point remains… that this is no joke. We really are being given this as an assignment." Eclipse said bringing them back on track with a slight cough although she smiled at the sight of Dvergr being so relaxed around everyone. It had been hard when Dvergr and Alv had started pulling away, had acted like they were merely co-workers that didn't get along.
Maybe that's why Éclair had reacted so violently when she realized that the Alv and Dvergr that had tried to destroy the Earth, were actually just experimental clones made by the Nouvlesse to get a good reason to get rid of the 'uncontrolled' E.S. Members. Of course Eclipse and the Twins had reacted just as violently, if only less destructive, as they nearly ripped apart the galaxy looking for the real Alv and Dvergr.
The two had been taken and cloned when Éclair first got her self-inflicted amnesia, which was why at first no one noticed the changed because they were all focused on Éclair. Then when they noticed it they hadn't thought anything of how they were acting so strange, figuring it as a way they had coped. It hadn't been until the Deucallian had already fallen into the sun that they realized it wasn't the real Dvergr and Alv.
"So instead of doing our jobs as the peacekeepers in the galaxy, we're being sent to babysit and handle a bunch of spoiled self-entitled little brats as if we're teachers?" Éclair asked as she flopped down on the couch, dragging Dvergr down onto her lap as she did so.
"Unfortunately so Éclair. We're going to be teachers at Emas Crewd High starting tomorrow morning." Eclipse said sighing heavily and not looking happy about it herself.
"Great… how long did you know about this Clipse?" Éclair asked sighing heavily and wrapping her arms around Dvergr.
"Two hours and before you say anything, I spent the first hour trying to talk and trick them out of it. The second hour I spent trying to get brute force to get them to reconsider. Neither one worked as you can tell." Eclipse said dryly and causing everyone to look at each other wide eyed at that.
Eclipse was one of the strongest members of the E.S. force even if she was mostly just the Chief now. If she couldn't get them to reconsider with force…maybe they should find a way to send Éclair? Preferably with Alv as backup, not that it'd be needed much.
"Don't even think about going Éclair, and no one think of sending her there. The most I could get out of them was a waiver to do whatever we want as long as the kids are still alive and able to reproduce. Which means we could put them into a coma and they'd still be alive and able to have kids if they ever wake up." Eclipse said causing slow horrifying grins to creep up on the others faces, except for Dvergr and Lumiere who didn't look bothered.
"You're still sleeping in the guestroom tonight." Dvergr said making Eclipse blanch at this.
"That means I get you all to myself tonight." Éclair said with a grin as she pulled Dvergr back to rest against Éclair's chest instead of letting the woman sit further up on her lap.
"As long as you behave for the rest of the day." Dvergr agreed reaching up to pat Éclair's cheek and making the taller woman beam.
"Is it any wonder we don't know which of them is my 'papa' as it were? If she wasn't able to prove it, I'd question if Dvergr was the one to carry me sometimes." Alv said rolling her eyes at the threes antics.
"Trust me dear, I have the stretchmarks to prove it." Dvergr said rolling her eyes at her daughters words. It was far from the first time Alv made the comment. Her daughter was, as Éclair would put it, just acting like a little shit.
"And I have video tapes of Dvergr when she was pregnant and of the day when you were born." Éclair added with a grin as she looked at Alv.
"Although even we aren't really sure which one of us is the actual 'papa', despite that being what you call Éclair." Eclipse said causing the others to snicker, it was always funny to hear Éclair being called a papa.
"For all we know, Lumiere could be the papa. We four did get really drunk together that one time about a month before Dvergr found out she was pregnant." Éclair said with a grin and causing Lumiere to blush as she looked away.
"Not that anything changes if it is true. Dvergr is still mama, Eclipse is still mom, and Éclair is still papa with Lumiere being Aunt Lumi." Alv said shrugging slightly and not even really caring which one of them was her biological papa. She just liked teasing her parents with it sometimes.
Sinistra was the one to bring them back on track slightly since the others were just watching the little family moment happen.
"So who will be teaching what?"