My first fic!
Disclaimer: I do not own Tekken or any of it's charaters or some of the things I mention in here. I own my made up character Shonen! HAHAHA!
One sunny afternoon Jun was cleaning the house and Kazuya was watching Sunday Night Football.
"God, I hate John Madden His voice just makes me wanna choke him!"
Jin and Shonen ran down the staircase past Kazuya.
"I would trip you two idiots but I'm too tired." Kazuya stated.
Kazuya looked in his soda can and tossed it on the floor.
"You're not gonna catch me Jin! You're not fast enough!" Shonen gloated.
"We'll see about that!" Heihachi tracked mudprints all over the kitchen floor after Jun just mopped.
"I just cleaned this floor Heihachi! You could've at least took your shoes off before you came in!" Jun exclaimed.
"Make one of your children do it then."
Shonen and Jin ran past him.
"Beef jerky!! Hahahahaha!!" Shonen laughed.
Shonen slid on the muddy floor and slipped into the kitchen.
"Help me! I can't stop!" Shonen crashed face first into the cake Jun baked.
Jin took back his glove. "I'll be taking this."
Shonen lifted up his face and sighed.
"Shonen you destroyed my cake!" Jun yelled.
"It's my fault mom! Blame it on Professor Beefcakes over there! With his baldness. Just makes me wanna take a wet towel and just wipe his head." Shonen wiped his face.
"Part of it his fault but you should be running in the house in the first place." Jun scolded.
"I say we put him out of his misery." Kazuya suggested.
"What?! No! Tell Jin to stop...doing stuff."
"What was that cake for anyway?" Jin questioned.
"Well, its your father's and I anniversary But since you ruined the cake I guess we have to go out to eat."
"Awesome! We're going to Red Lobster, and I'm ordering pounds of shrimp." Shonen suggested.
"You're not going anywhere Shonen."
"Okay, but I've got a question. If today's your anniversary, are you counting the years Kazuya was inside that volcano?" Shonen asked.
Kazuya glared at him.
"No we're not Shonen."
"Yeah, because that would be ridiculous."
Later that day Shonen and Jin cleaned up most of the house and decided to play Rock Scissors Paper.
"You're not gonna win Jin! Just face it."
"Just come on."
"Okay it's your funeral."
"Paper, Scissors ROCK!"
Shonen threw a stone at Jin's forehead.
"Ow that hurts!!" Jin held his face and cried in pain.
"See Jin? That's your lesson today. Life hurts. You should head to the hospital so I could have the house to myself. Wait, Heihachi and Lee are here. I'll think of a way to get rid of them."
Asuka walked past them.
"Where are you going?" Shonen asked.
"To the mall."
"It's 10:00 at night. There's no malls open now."
"Some malls are open at night."
"No there aren't! I checked YouTube!"
"What does that have to do with Malls being open stupid?"
"Don't get technical with me! I'm the oldest in the house (pauses) in the children's category."
Jin comes back with a bandage on his head. "We're the same age!"
"I'm five seconds older than you! So shut up!"
Jin began to walk away. "He always brings that up."
Shonen looked around the living room. "Asuka?! Where'd you go?"
"She left when you told me to shut up."
"Oh well. She'll have a taste of reality once she experiences getting thrown off of a cliff. By the way, I'm sleeping in the garage tonight."
"Why?"
"Because genius, today's Sunday. Do you know what happens every Sunday night?"
"Micheal Jackson comes out of my closet?"
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Every Sunday night, (does motion with hands.)
"What?"
"Mom and dad 'get together'."
"They're always together. Even when we go shopping."
"You don't get that?"
"Get what?"
"They do it!"
"Do What?"
Shonen sighed. "Never mind Jin. You should spend more time on the internet."
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