Right, I'm kinda tired of writing doom-gloom stories with a plot, so here's some random crack. Don't worry, I haven't stopped writing my other fic, just taking a short break till my exams finish.

I don't own dgm.

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A gigantic explosion shook the entire order as the lab Komui had been working in blew up. Reever, who was in the room outside, gave a cry of surprise and ran towards the obliterated area. Komui had been in there for the last few days trying to invent some kind of potion, for what he didn't know.

'Supervisor!' Reever yelled, throwing the door open, 'What happened?'

The once white lab was now gray, and strange pink smoke filled the room. In the corner, Reever spotted Komui stumbling towards him, replacing his hat on his head, his glasses black from ash.

'Supervisor!' Reever repeated, running towards him, 'Are you ok?'

'Just fine, Reever, just fine,' Komui smiled, taking his glasses off and wiping them on his shirt, 'Just a small miscalculation I think.'

'A small one?! You blew up the entire room! What were you working on, anyway?'

'Its simple,' the man grinned, putting his glasses back on, 'It's a potion for-'

Suddenly, Komui stopped, staring at the other man, a strange glint in his eye. Reever, utterly creeped out, took a step back.

'Uh, Supervisor…?'

Komui didn't seem to hear him. He just kept staring. Suddenly, he leapt forward. Reever screamed.

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Lavi yawned widely, stretching his arms into the air. He was bored, and had decided to go annoy Kanda for a while, and was now heading to his room. A few minutes passed, the silence broken only by the sound of Lavi's boots hitting the floor, then, he looked up and saw Kanda walking towards him.

'Yuu-Chan!' Lavi called out happily, quickening his pace, 'I was just looking for you! How are you-MPHT!'

Kanda suddenly grabbed Lavi by the scarf, pulled him forward and smashed his lips against his own. Lavi's eye widened in surprise, too shocked to move. Suddenly, Kanda's eyes opened, and he looked equally shocked as his friend. He cried out and pushed him away.

'Urgh! You Baka usagi! What do you think your doing?!'

'What am I doing? What are YOU doing?! You're the one who kissed me!'

Kanda looked disgusted, eye twitching, but then suddenly his face softened, his eyes wide.

'Oh my god I did! But why would I…I mean how…I'm not even… Arggh!'

The samurai suddenly turned and ran the other way, holding his hands up to his mouth like he was going to throw up. Lavi stared confusedly after him, wondering what he was smoking, then shrugged and changed his course towards the dining room to perhaps see Allen.

On the way down the halls were empty, and Lavi took his time, humming happily, when he heard his name being called out. He turned to see a finder coming towards him.

'Master Lavi, I just came to tell you Senior Bookman wants to see-'

Lavi strode forward, his mind blank all of a sudden, then grabbed the finder and kissed him. As soon as his lips touched the other mans, he regained his senses and pulled away, the finder looking at him in a shocked way.

'Uhh…Sir?'

'Sorry I'm drunk!' Lavi yelled loudly before he bowed his head in apologies and ran past him. As soon as he was out of sight, he stopped and leant against the wall, panting.

'My god…First Yuu, now me…What is going on? I know I'm not gay, and I'm pretty sure he isn't either, so…?'

Just then, he heard several pairs of feet running in his direction. He looked up to see Reever, Johnny and Tapp running towards him, carrying a large net.

'Get him!'

Lavi yelped as they threw the net over him, knocked him off his feet, tied the end and started hurriedly dragging him along the stone back in the direction they had come from. Lavi struggled and reached for his hammer, but found when he made it grow bigger he found it wouldn't cut through the net.

'Sorry, Lavi,' Johnny said, turning his head back to look at him, 'But this is for the good of the world.'

'Ok…' Lavi raised his eyebrow, 'Why are you catching me in a net then?'

'You've caught a disease,' Reever answered, puffing slightly from the effort of pulling the teenager, 'and we need to get you into quarantine until we can find a cure….Wow Lavi, you're heavy, you might wanna lose some weight.'

'That's my hammer, not me. And what disease?' Lavi continued, a hint of fear in his voice 'Is it serious? Deadly?'

'It has the potential to be…You've got lovesickness.'

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Ok, really really random stuff here, but I hope you found it amusing. And by the way, this is not yaoi,

So sorry fangirls. Anyway, please review.