Sam Puckett's Online Blog
Written by me, Sam Puckett.
Hey. You might be wondering why I made this blog, when I could do some other stuff like beat some random dude on the street.
Blame it on Carly and Freddie fellas. They teamed up against me and now I'm trying to win a bet.
I could've just refused but Sam Puckett NEVER loses a bet. Never.
So now here I am, sitting in front of dorkwad's laptop typing something in our website's blog. (But don't tell him I've been using his laptop without his permission. Unless you wanna end up in a hospital of course, then have it your way.)
If you have any question or inquiries or things that just bug you then ask away. A few kids on school already asked and I'm answering them right now.
1. When are you going to return my pants?
I know it's you Gibby, so put a sock in it. With regards to your question, well, maybe when my mom's done using it as our cat's litter box cleaner.
2. Left over oil or toilet bowl water?
Left over oil.
3. Why do you like to pick on Freddie?
Because I'm usually bored. Freddie's just an invitation for fun.
4. Why do you like ham?
Why are you a person? Why are you asking me that kind of question?
5. What does it feel like working?
Torture. Working is only for losers who don't have a best friend that you can hang out all day with and get free food from.
6. I love your fashion sense! Do you mind me using it too?
Thanks. And YES I do mind if you use it. Think of your own style.
7. Let me guess…you're currently eating at the moment.
How did you know? Hey, am I being taped here or something?
8. You're eating the food out of our fridge again, aren't you sam?
I'm not! Hold on…carly?! *throws sandwich*
I think that's it, send in your question. I will try to answer them on my next blog.
And now that carly knows that I'm eating, I have to go and think of an excuse.
Catch ya later,
Sam