Disclaimer: I don't own twilight. I never will.

NessiePOV(NPOV)

We don't live in Forks anymore; we moved four years ago. We now reside in a farm by Olympia, Washington. My parents go to Lincoln High School, along with my aunts and uncles. I'm not allowed to go to school yet, so Jake stays home with me to keep me company. Dad wanted to stay home with me originally, but after some 'persuading' from mom he manned up and went to school like a good husband.

To make things better, (notice my sarcasm) I'm in court because of my stupid uncle. Oh, did I mention I havemy legs and one arm broken, with three cracked ribs. I'm getting ahead of myself though, so as Hilary Duff says, 'lets go back, back to the beginning'.

"I'm bored." Jake said. It was a sunny day, shockingly, so everyone but Jake and I could go outside.

Everyone else agreed and I put in my iPod, off in my own little world so I didn't hear Uncle Em scream, "TRUTH OR DARE! COME ON! PLEASE!"

"YEAH!" Jake screamed beside me. I took my headphones out and looked questioningly at my boyfriend.

"Truth or dare, Ness." Dad answered for me.

"Shit." I muttered and sat on the floor, knowing this was going to turn out bad.

Alice ran upstairs really quickly, and I guessed it was to get her video camera. The stuff that happened when we played was good dirt for eternity.

Everyone decided that I had go first. "I want to dare…" I left my sentence hanging. "Uncle Emmet."

He said "You can't make me want to say truth if you tried."

He's going to get it. There is this girl I know that he thinks is extremely hot, that's when I knew my dare. "I dare you to kiss Clary on the lips and tell how you truly feel about her!" (Clary is the girl's name)

"I don't kiss and tell." He answered quickly.

"Liar." Uncle Jazzy coughed.

"Well tell then kiss." I compromised.

"No." He answered stubbornly

"Chicken, chicken, chicken." Alice said, while Rosie looked like she was going to rip apart this girl before the dare was over.

EDPOV

Emmett- Damn, she is good. I know where she gets BELLA… That's it.

Rose- Nessie knows something I don't know. The question is if I want to know this.

Alice- This is going to be good…

Bella- HI Eddy!

"DON'T CALL ME EDDY." I screamed in exasperation.

I took a few deep breaths. Cool it Edward. Bella just wanted to say hi. I'll ask her why later. But now to sit back and enjoy the show!

"Lets go." Finally he gave in! YES! WHOO

We got in the car and drove to Clary's house. Emmett went to the door, while the rest of us hid in the hot pink bushes. How the hell did this happen? All I know is that this is going to be good.

APOV

Vision

Emmett at home with Rose chasing him, screaming no sex for a month.

End Vision

I break out in laughter.

Bella says, "Shut up Alice! He's about to knock!" So I bite my tongue.

Emmett finally got the guts to knock. Clary comes to the door and her eyes open wide in suprise. Just then I realize what he is wearing. Why the fuck is he wearing a tux?!

He said "Hi." Then he kisses her.

5 MINUTES LATER

They finally stop making out. Then he kisses her on the cheek and leaves. She yells "Emmett don't leave me." He just keeps walking.

When we get home he says this "I-I'm s-sorry R-Rosie..."

But that was all he could say before Rose screamed "Emmett Dale McCarty Cullen no sex for a month!"

Then she started to chase him. After they were missing for two months I went out to search for them. After an hour of searching I found them. Rose defiantly went overboard this time. Poor Em was tied to a cross. I know Rose is going to do something bad. Then I saw what was in her hand, and my mouth fell open.