Let's go Fly a Wonder Nyan!
"Hey Neku! Neku hey!" Sora shouted obnoxiously with his weird pudgy unicorn cat(thing) at his side.
"What?" the anti-social teen questioned caustiously. Neku had been around Sora for some time now, so he knew that something wasn't right with the guy. But really who was Orangey-locks to judge.
"Let's fly the Wonder Nyan!"
"Isn't that…animal cruelty or something?!"
"I…I don't think so…is it?"
"…" Neku didn't know what to say. Could you really blame him? How would you respond to someone running up to you, asking if you wanted to use a pudgy unicorn cat-thing as a kite? That's not something anybody could call normal. Not that Neku's life has been 'normal' lately.
"Would it even fly? I…I mean look at it," Neku finally spoke.
"We won't know unless we try! Besides I know aero magic and stuff!"
Neku just sighed and for some unknown reason went along with the ridiculous plan. If you could call Sora's random, odd notion a plan. Needless to say, no Wonder Nyan flew in the sky that day…
Author's Note: Um, well you see, I believe even before the English trailer of Dream Drop Distance, my friend and I went to the grocery store with my mother, and they had kites, and one of the kites was this purple-like fat cat...it reminded me of a Wonder Nyan(yeah I know here in America they're called Meow Wow's but seriously that's kinda lame -_-) so yeah. Then one day me and said friend were flying it(well him, we named him John 'cuz we could and also drew a unicorn horn on him) and the idea came to me so I had to write it...took me long enough. Well enough with this crack-fic's backstory, thanks for reading!