Asurmucta.
Chapter one. Written by Leriku
And so time passed, and Elisa...and Golitah...as they where known by the people who knew them, got married and had little purple humaniods. Which looked weird but they changed color in the morning. Elisa named there children Lijy and Timley and Chutney...which are stupid names but...she did name her cat Cat-knee so really what did you expect? (It's seriously not about the kids) Golitah soon after little Chutney was born passed the leadership thing to Brooklyn. Brooklyn made a good leader. Good for him. Demona had become lonely without anyone to talk to, so after a while she came back to the clan...Angela being Angela accepted her mother at once. It took everyone else a while. Brooklyn and Demona are...dating...since there isn't another animal they would consider mating with in hundreds of miles. Demona now devotes her time to thinking up new ways to make humans miserable. She is a school teacher by day, and a mean and bitchy one at that. Her theory on this was that children are human kind's future, which means she should try and slow them down when ever she could. Broadway (Bra-d-way) and Angela (An-gel-a) had little garglings which turned out cute. Sort of. She named one Lera since she liked the sound of that and the other one Mitchal. Because she was semi good with names. Boo-di-ca and Bronx got married and had puppyoles because they wanted to. Unless Boo-di-ca is a boy. Then they didn't. Hudson sat on the couch and grew fatter and fatter until one night his wings could no longer hold him up in the sky and he fell down, poking the normal eye out. He now has two yellow eyes which...let's face it looks kind of cool some of the time. Lexington is now in college. When he has too much homework he walks around the castle with his little green arms raised over his head and his eyes glowing, whilst he mutters stuff. Sometimes he smokes. Shame on you Lexington. "Me llamo Lexo Me ne want une de packet de....smokes..." Broadway still can't read very good. Sometimes they wonder if he is retarded. Elisa and Demona are known as Grandma to Angela's children. Goliath is grandpa.
And so our story starts.
Lexington was starting out his evening as he started out most of his evenings since he awoke in the 20th century. Big gulp. Mmmmm Mountain dew-y goodness. He smiled to himself and walked back over to the soda dispencing thing. The mountain dew seemed to be out. He turned around and looked at Broadway who was standing by the fridge. "Hey...Broadway...Dew me!" Broadway looked at him for a second. "Lexington..." He said. "Oh honestly..." Angela said coming into the kitchen. Broadway was so retarded. She threw a Mountain Dew at Lexington. The mountain dew landed on the floor and exploded. This scared little caffinated Lexington so he fled. Lexington whipped out a packet of smokes and lit one up.
"Ah...." He said out loud " Just the thing to calm my nerves..." He fiddled with his lighter, before returning to his little room, filled with College books and stuff.
Lera had wandered away from her mother and was looking about for her brother. Mitchal was bald and purple, while Lera was turquoise with Brown hair. She couldn't find her brother so she went off to find her mother again or one of her grandmas.
Seriously. Elisa names stuff really dumb things. I.E. Catknee. I.E. Also helping Hudson name himself after a River.
Chapter one. Written by Leriku
And so time passed, and Elisa...and Golitah...as they where known by the people who knew them, got married and had little purple humaniods. Which looked weird but they changed color in the morning. Elisa named there children Lijy and Timley and Chutney...which are stupid names but...she did name her cat Cat-knee so really what did you expect? (It's seriously not about the kids) Golitah soon after little Chutney was born passed the leadership thing to Brooklyn. Brooklyn made a good leader. Good for him. Demona had become lonely without anyone to talk to, so after a while she came back to the clan...Angela being Angela accepted her mother at once. It took everyone else a while. Brooklyn and Demona are...dating...since there isn't another animal they would consider mating with in hundreds of miles. Demona now devotes her time to thinking up new ways to make humans miserable. She is a school teacher by day, and a mean and bitchy one at that. Her theory on this was that children are human kind's future, which means she should try and slow them down when ever she could. Broadway (Bra-d-way) and Angela (An-gel-a) had little garglings which turned out cute. Sort of. She named one Lera since she liked the sound of that and the other one Mitchal. Because she was semi good with names. Boo-di-ca and Bronx got married and had puppyoles because they wanted to. Unless Boo-di-ca is a boy. Then they didn't. Hudson sat on the couch and grew fatter and fatter until one night his wings could no longer hold him up in the sky and he fell down, poking the normal eye out. He now has two yellow eyes which...let's face it looks kind of cool some of the time. Lexington is now in college. When he has too much homework he walks around the castle with his little green arms raised over his head and his eyes glowing, whilst he mutters stuff. Sometimes he smokes. Shame on you Lexington. "Me llamo Lexo Me ne want une de packet de....smokes..." Broadway still can't read very good. Sometimes they wonder if he is retarded. Elisa and Demona are known as Grandma to Angela's children. Goliath is grandpa.
And so our story starts.
Lexington was starting out his evening as he started out most of his evenings since he awoke in the 20th century. Big gulp. Mmmmm Mountain dew-y goodness. He smiled to himself and walked back over to the soda dispencing thing. The mountain dew seemed to be out. He turned around and looked at Broadway who was standing by the fridge. "Hey...Broadway...Dew me!" Broadway looked at him for a second. "Lexington..." He said. "Oh honestly..." Angela said coming into the kitchen. Broadway was so retarded. She threw a Mountain Dew at Lexington. The mountain dew landed on the floor and exploded. This scared little caffinated Lexington so he fled. Lexington whipped out a packet of smokes and lit one up.
"Ah...." He said out loud " Just the thing to calm my nerves..." He fiddled with his lighter, before returning to his little room, filled with College books and stuff.
Lera had wandered away from her mother and was looking about for her brother. Mitchal was bald and purple, while Lera was turquoise with Brown hair. She couldn't find her brother so she went off to find her mother again or one of her grandmas.
Seriously. Elisa names stuff really dumb things. I.E. Catknee. I.E. Also helping Hudson name himself after a River.