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Chapter one
Hi I'm Goku and this is my story as a junior in high school. (I have a YouTube channel where after the day is done I'll post a video about my day. However today I'll explain everyone in my family and friends/ classmates.)
It was a peaceful morning at the Son's casa.
''Get up Kakarrot, you're gonna be late for school,'' Gine called.
''Raditz, go wake your brother up, please'', Gine asked.
"Okay mother I'll go wake him up,'' he stated evilly.
Raditz walked up to his brother's room with a speaker and his phone. All the sudden screamo music was blasted out which caused Goku to get up.
''Hey, what's the big idea,'' he stated.
''Get up and get ready for school,'' Raditz explained.
"Well, you should've just shaken me a couple of times,'' Goku whined.
"What eves, just get up before breakfast is all gone," Raditz said as he existed
(Goku grabs camera and starts recording his first morning of a new school year as a junior in high school, this is his pov)
Oh hi I didn't see you there, I'm Goku or Kakarrot whatever you want to call me and this is my story. Wait you already know that if you read the first sentence…. Ok well that rude loser you saw wake me up was my older brother (Goku sticks tongue out)
*Raditz runs back upstairs*
''You mean your awesome, hot, charming older brother,'' Raditz said.
''No…hey! This is my show or story and get out of my room.'' Goku yelled
'' What eves, add me on Snapchat Raditz *Raditz is thrown out of room before he could finish*
Anyways that's my brother Raditz he is a wanna be gangster, who's mean and is still in high school because he's not that smart.
*Behind door* Raditz yells '' You're one to talk idiot ''
Goku got dressed and went down stairs.
''Hey mom, good morning," Goku cheered.
''Morning son, here's your breakfast," Gine chirped.
That's my mom, she very loving and kind but don't get her mad.
"Morning hon," Bardock said as he entered the kitchen.
That's my dad he's very silly and is my biology teacher, he's great.
At that moment Fasha the crazy neighbor walked in. "Hey fam, what's for breakfast I'm starving? She asked.
"You aren't getting anything," Gine responded.
"What's up your butt? Fasha said and continued "Bardock if I was your wife I would be wwwaaaay nicer,'' Fasha stated.
"Raditz get the broom!'', Gine yelled.
"I am leaving I HOPE YOU ALL DIE, AND GO TO HELL! Expect for Goku and the dashing stud Bardock," Fasha explained as she left.
Oh that was my weird neighbor Fasha she only likes me and my dad I don't know why she is always hitting on my dad and tries to touch me in the weirdest places my mom and Chichi don't like her, really no one likes her, like literally no one.
"Bye mom,'' Goku stated as he and his brother and father left for school.
The car ride
"Hey dad turn on the radio," Goku stated.
"no, here's something better than what's on the radio," Raditz stated. Raditz puts in disc.
"And what's this I might ask?" Bardock questioned.
"My mixtape/CD," Raditz responded.
*CD starts playing*
Lyrics:
Yo this Raditz coming to you from the studio (oh yeah) I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, (rap god) (yeah) do you feel me?
""oh gosh no, NO, STOP! Just stop, Raditz you can't rap," Bardock said as he took out the disc and throw it out the window.
"NNNOOO!" Raditz screamed at his dad's actions. "You guys just don't get me," He added.
"No one wants to," Bardock stated.
"Oh my Disney! Why would you do that?" Goku questioned
Bardock turned on the regular," Let's forget we heard that, ok?"
"Okay," they agreed
*radio plays, Baby I'm worth it*
"Nope, no music at all," Bardock said.
"Aww but dad I like that song," Goku whined.
"Oh my gosh Kakarrot," Bardock said.
At School
Bardock arrived at the school and parked in his spot.
"Wait…. why couldn't we just fly or drive ourselves to school?" Raditz questioned.
"Because stupid me thought a father and sons ride would be fun but it sucked," Bardock raged. "Plus Kakarrot doesn't know anything about a car."
"But I have my license," Raditz added.
"No one gives a fuck," Vegeta stated as he approached them.
"Hey best bud," Goku chirped.
"I'm not your friend Kakarrot," Vegeta growled
That's my best friend geta he's too much sometimes, at times he's mean to me but he doesn't mean all that mean stuff.
Bulma followed, "Vegeta I said wait for me," Bulma said angrily.
"I heard woman but I'm a prince and a prince doesn't wait on anyone," Vegeta replied.
The loud looking slut is Bulma she is rude, naggy, thinks she's hot, and thinks money can buy anything, which is sometimes true for her considering she is the richest person on earth, but one thing still is a mystery, what is it about her that made getas like her. Chichi says it's because she is rich, but I think THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
Later Krillin arrived with 18
"You guys smell something?" Goku asked.
"Hey guys," Krillin said excitedly.
"Shut up!" Vegeta yelled. "No one likes you, Why are you even here?" he added.
"Hey guys," 18 said
"18!" Bulma and Goku chirped.
That's 18 she is really nice and calm. Different from Bulma and Chichi, yeah that's all I know about her plus she and 17 are twin brother and sister. We really don't pay attention to Krillin, because no one likes him he is weird always thinking I am his best friend even through Vegeta is, and the worst part about him is that he always stinks like sea salt water, Axe, or mildew and 18 dates him like eww, but I don't say anything because I am nice.
Piccolo and 17 walked in
"We roasting Krillin?" Piccolo asked excitedly.
"Hi guys," 17 said.
"Hey, and no not yet at least," Goku responded.
These two people are Piccolo and 17 they are best friends and are funny, that is mainly it really about those two.
A car in the background has bad brakes, AC broken, and a flat tire.
"Man that person needs to fix their car," Piccolo said to himself.
"Whoever has that must be really poor" Bulma said while laughing
"Well not everyone has that luxury of being stinking rich, like you Bulma.'' Krillin said out loud (but no one heard)
Finally Chichi made it to school with her hair socked in sweat plus her new shirt had pit stains and to make it even better, she notice that all her friends were up at the front entrance and would see her like this.
"Maybe I could hide behind that tree and go inside the school to the bathroom fix up and act like I have been here this whole time and I am now noticing them." Chichi thought to her self
Chichi ran to the bathroom and got fixed up perfectly
"I thought I felt Chi-Chi's energy." Goku said.
"Well I don't see her."18 sated
"Maybe she is on her way here, plus we haven't seen a nasty Satuarn car stopping by.'' Bulma said trying not to laugh
All of the sudden they see someone hooking up equipment for what looks like a concert. Once they were done hooking everything up someone in a black cape came out on the stage, and started to sing.
Cat likes food yeah!
That was Yamcha and he couldn't even finish the second line to his bad song before everyone started to boo and throw stuff at him, because no one likes that song anymore ever since the beginning of Middle school, but he still wants to hang on that one hit wander song. The sultly Bulma, I mean Bulma hopefully she didn't hear me, but anyways she used to date that loser don't ask me why but she did.
"Maybe we should go inside guys because I want to get some water, I mean to get our class schedules, before the lines are too long." Piccolo said trying to sound normal (but was nervous that one of them actually heard what he said)
Only Krillin heard and said "Piccolo you are a thirsty hoe" Krillin said while laughing
"Maybe I am but at least I don't smell like it" Piccolo said angrily
"Water doesn't have a scent" Krillin said smartly
"Fuck off sea salt, Axe, mildew boy." Piccolo said aggravated
"Come on lets go see what classes we got this year." Goku said excitedly
The whole gang and Krillin got their schedules they all were ok with the classes they had. Now the hard part going through the school day and listing to every teacher explain their class procedures and sets of rules.
"Vegeta do you have Mrs. Kyrie for first period?" Goku said curiously
"No." Vegeta said angrily
"I have her "Chichi said shyly
"CHICHI!" Goku, 18 and Bulma said happily
"I knew I sense you here," Goku said
"When did you get here?" 18 said suspiciously
"I have been here wandering around here I got here pretty early, because my dad dropped me off early." Chichi said nervously
"Oh I thought you were that bad poor car that we saw earlier." Piccolo said
"Oh my gosh of course y'all think that a bad poor looking car would be mine, you KNOW I AM NOT THAT POOR!" Chichi screamed
"Hey you seven get to class (Krillin not included) the bell rung two minutes ago!" The AP Beerus yelled
"Thanks a lot Cheapcheap now we are going to be late." Vegeta said rudely
"Come on let's go! Krillin said but no one heard
"Come on let's go! 17 said loudly
"17 is right we need to get a move on it will make the day go faster if we run that way we reach lunch way faster!" Goku said excitedly
"Come on Chichi! Goku said while grabbing Chichi and starting to run off
"No running in the halls!" The AP Champa yelled loudly.
"Om gosh Chichi I told you we are not allowed to run in the halls you should have listen to me next time." Goku said while letting go off Chichi's hand
"After that dumb scene, let's really go to class." Piccolo said and everyone agreed
Everyone left to their new teachers and classes for a new exciting school year of adventures!
In Mrs. Kyrie Class
"Okay welcome to AP English 3." Mrs. Kyrie said happily
"Yo Bulma want to be my partner!" Goku said loudly
"Um excuse me Goku we don't need partners just yet I was talking." Mrs. Kyrie sternly said.
"This is going to be a long day." Goku thought.