My name is Blue. I have short brown hair, a bit messy, too. I wear a red short with jean shorts, and a black unbuttoned collered shirt, with a black biking cap.
The most popular thing around me is Pokémon. They battle with them, pamper them for beauty contests, keep them as pets to show off for Pokémon clubs, and so much freaking more. Everybody loves Pokémon- they're cute, they're cool, they can do all kinds of crape. But me? I hate Pokémon! I'm tired of them being so praised, everyone in school always asking me if I have a Pokémon, and I always say no! And what's worse? They keep coming at me again, saying 'oh, but you should have a Pokémon, they're so cool and stuff!'.
But, seriously, why? I can live my whole life and just ignore every Pokémon that's anything and anywhere. Mrs. Guardfire, a neighbor from across the street with a name much cooler than mine, has a Chandelure as her chandelier, even know it can freaking incinerate her soul, and somehow she's still alive!
Now, just because I hate Pokémon, doesn't mean I, rather I like it or not, learn a thing or two about them, it's a whole subject in school for crying out loud! I know a Pikachu, a Rattata, a Dribur, a Meowth, and more when I see them, as much as I hate to say so. But, hey, apparently knowing about Pokémon is needed in the big test for college along with real subjects, even know I technically can be perfectly fine as a science professor without knowing any jack squat about Pokémon, which is what I want to become when I grow up.
Oh, right, my age. I am fifteen years old, and already I know what I going to do with my life, and it's not a Pokémon trainer, which is basically how to skip school and do whatever the heck you want when your 10. Ten, for crying out loud, ten is when you still hide behind your mom's legs and suck your thumb, yet a ten year old gets the life of an adult already! They don't even need a degree on Pokémon, just pack your bags and have fun with your fury, feathery, whatever friend!
So, you guess what my thoughts lead here, right? Pokémon are useless, it just makes 10 year olds become instantly homeless, and is a complete waste of everybody's time, unlike something that is really important- like politics, science, history that dose not involve Pokémon, things like that. You see now where I'm going? I want Pokémon extent. I want them all wiped out of the face of the earth!
Yes, even Arceus, the Alpha Pokémon that everybody claims to have created the entire universe 'according to legend'. Yeah, screw legends, it's the Big Bang that happened. I know, it's only a 'theory', but a theory is more solid than a legend.
Still, with every single Pokémon gone, then after every one cried, mainly in hope that the tears could bring them back because of that bull fairy tale, we would be able to focus on real things. Science, history, politics, and mankind itself, the things that are better than stupid Pokémon!
I, Blue Foreman Song, will one day create a bomb to destroy all Pokémon! Now you know why I'm interested in science? Because of the things you can do when you know how to bend matter to your will with modern technology!
Think about it, if a Pokéball can only capture a Pokémon and not a human, then why not a Pokébomb that can only destroy Pokémon and not anything else? Not the trees, the Sudowoodos. Not the rocks, the Geodudes. Not the humans, the manky Mankeys.
Okay, 'Pokébomb' sounds stupid, how about Pokémon Hakai Project, or 'PokéHakai Pro.' for short. Eh? Nah, 'PHP'? No, it sounds like 'PHD'. Okay, fine, 'PokeHaki Pro.' it is, I guess.
Still, I am destined to destroy all Pokémon, and there is nothing that can stop me!