OK guys...most definitely has been AWHILE since I have written anything...and I KNOW I need to update everything else...ducks from flying objects And I will...but I wanted to write a DBSK fanfic...and I was bored...so SUE ME! No actually please don't...

I don't own Dong Bang Shin Ki or their music... and that is the one and only time I am saying that...

Here goes! .

'What am I even doing here? I can't even speak the language yet...I can't believe Haemin convinced me to do this...' I walked down the airport ramp and into Incheon International Airport, glaring at Haemin's back the whole time.

"Haemin-ah...you KNOW I am going to embarrass myself right? I can't speak a WORD of Korean yet!" I complained. Haemin stopped walking and turned.

"Technically you CAN, Soo-Jung unnie...you know some words...randomly..." She left off and turned, walking to what I could only hope was the information guy. She spoke some words in Korean and he spoke back, and she looked at me and smiled. That smile freaked me out a little, but before I could ask what that was all about, she grabbed me and followed the man into a more secluded area. Starting to get really nervous, I stopped and pulled on Haemin.

"Haemin-ah...what is this guy doing? Where is he bringing us? I am starting to worry...shouldn't we go to the hotel now?" I looked at her but instead of comforting words all she said was "Don't worry unnie, I know what I am doing." She lightly bopped me on the head and kept walking.

'I still can't believe I am doing this' I thought as I followed her. When we finally stopped I looked around and saw something I thought I would NEVER see...

Flashback

"UNNIE! Unnie come look!" I heard, just before Haemin Lee dove on top of my bed and interrupted my reading.

"Nae, Haemin-ah? Why the interruption? You know how I am when reading Twilight!" I put the book down and sat up, pushing her off of my bed and my Super Junior and DBSK bears. After landing with a thump, she looked up at me and stuck out her tongue, then got up and said "Nevermind unnie I see you don't want to know."

Which of course as she knows, would peak my curiosity and would make me ask. I hated that she knew me so well but what could I do? I asked anyway, "What Haemin-ah? Show me."

"Ani. You pushed me so now I don't want to. Just agree with me and we will be fine!" Knowing that she would never tell me I didn't bother asking again, just saying "Nae." then picking up my book again. What a mistake THAT turned out to be, for apparently she won some contest and now we were to stay for 6 months in Korea with someone, as a homestay. Why couldn't I just go see what she wanted? WHY did I need to agree to this? I was going to be in someone's HOME! In another country! One where I don't speak the language. I was a sick sick individual.

Present Time

"Unnie! Unnie are you alright?" I snapped out of my memory and looked at her. "Nae...nae Haemin-ah...just...having hallucinations..." What I meant by that was, of course, the fact that right there in front of me and Haemin, next to that guy that met us in the airport, were 5 VERY sexy guys...ones that I would have given ANYTHING to meet a few weeks, no a few DAYS ago. Now however, I knew I was hallucintaing, for those 5 smiling guys were starting to look at me funny. The one with the nice mouth came over and asked me in English if I was alright and I just stared stupidly at him. Then I realized I was staring and my mouth was open, and closed it and answered.

"Um...yes. I mean, nae...I am alright. Kahmsah hamnida for asking me though." I felt proud that I was able to get that much out and so coherently when he was looking at me so intensely. "Um...nice to meet you?" I asked, unsure of what else to say. I stuck my hand out, and he shook it, then turned when the others called to him. He walked back over to them, and I took my chance to pull Haemin away to talk.

"Haemin-ah...I would ask you to pinch me but you would so instead, please tell me what is going on." I breathed slowly, trying not to scream.

"Unnie...well that contest? You remember? Well I won. And MAYBE I should have told you, but I was afraid you would back out! PLEASE unnie, please can we stay?" Then she got that look. You know the one. The one you can't say no to. So I didn't. I couldn't you understand, not with THEM looking at us now.

"Fine. But you be the one to tell them I am Korean-illiterate. I am NOT going to embarrass myself in front of them by chopping up their language just to tell them that I can't speak it!" I fumed inside, but I wouldn't be rude and yell in front of strangers. Besides I woul never embarrass Haemin like that. She is like my sister after all!

We walked over to the group of guys, and she introduced me. At least I think she did. They turned to me, and I managed to stutter out "Anyeonghaseyo" before looking down and blushing. This was, after all, Dong Bang Shin Ki we were talking to. That's right, you heard me, DBSK. Innocent little Haemin here tricked me into coming to Korea and doing of all things a homestay with them. I just thought we would be with a family or something, one that spoke a little English. But NO...that would have been too easy!

Later on, in DBSK's apartment

"Ok...Haemin-ah..." I whispered, "Where ae we going to sleep? And...what are they doing?" She looked at me and said "Unnie stop worrying so much! We will find out where to sleep later, and for now, they are making us lunch! Isn't that sweet?" She grinned, and I swear to god she had demon fangs. I blinked and looked again but her smile was normal.

At a sound in front of me I turned back to the table to find a reddish soup sitting in front of me. I looked up to see Jaejoong placing the same soup in front of Haemin too. When I looked around at the table, I saw everyone was sitting except for Jaejoong. Micky was next to me, with Max and U-Know sitting across from us, and Xiah was sitting next to Haemin. When I noticed that I noticed her hands were shaking slightly, meaning she was excited but trying to keep it in. I put my hand on her arm to warn her about getting too hyper when Micky cleared his throat and started speaking. I looked at Haemin in slight fear because I didn't understand, and she softly told me that he was welcoming us and hoping that we would enjoy ourselves and the Korean culture around us.

When he stopped speaking I looked at him to find he was staring at Jaejoong, who was staring at us with a funny look on his face. 'Is he mad cause she was talking when he was? But she was only telling me what he was saying. I had turned red and stuttered out "Mianhamnida" before I realized Haemin was laughing, so I turned to her and she said "He was asking if it was ok. The food that is. And you didn't answer him, only looked down and apologized. Too funny!" I realized he hadn't told me that part, and here I was worried that he was angry. I quickly told her to say that I thought the meat was good but I hadn't tried the soup yet.

"Galbi."

I started. "What?" I asked. Jaejoong pointed to the meat. "Galbi." He was saying the meat was called galbi. 'Duh, Soo-Jung. Idiot much?'

"Um...kahmah hamnida...I think?" I said, and he nodded. I smiled a small smile and took a spoonful of soup. Then choked. "S-Sp-Spicy!" I got out, when Haemin asked me what was wrong. She laughed and asked where to get some cups for some water. I know this becaue he told me everythin later on. But anyway, back to the burning hell that was my mouth. "Spicy! HOT HOT HOT!" She brought the water to me and I finished it all and asked for more. While she got me some, I noticed that everyone except for Jaejoong was laughing at me. I turned red, and accepted the glass that Haemin handed me. I drank this one in little sips, afraid to make them laugh more. Of course, you should all know, when I am embarrassed or angry, I cry. I can't help it...it just happens. And right then, I was trying not to cry. I peeked at Jaejoong, who was seated right across from me, but looked back down when he looked back.

"Haemin-ah..." I whispered. I couldn't say anymore, afraid I might cry at any moment. She said something in Korean and brought me to the bathroom (which she found earlier as that was the first thing she needed to do upon arriving) to try and calm me down.

"Unnie, it's ok. What's wrong? I am sorry I laughed, your reaction was so funny! I had forgotten to tell you that alot of Korean food, especially the soup that we had, was spicy. I am, I am so sorry unnie...please don't cry!" She gave me a tissue and I realized some tears had slipped free against my will.

"God, Haemin-ah, they probably think I am a big baby! getting upset like that, they will never joke with me now! And did you see Jaejoongie Oppa's face? (I only called him that where he couldn't hear me, by the way) He was so angry! I insulted his cooking! He hates me now, I am sure! " I sniffled, and washed my face off with some water. Haemin put a hand on my shoulder and said "Ani, unnie. They thought it was funny yes, but they don't think you are a baby. And I don't think Jaejoong was angry, but before assuming things like that why don't you ask him instead?" I had calmed down quite a bit by then, and I didn't agree with her but I said "Nae..." and we went back to the table. Jaejoong had finished his food and went off somewhere. 'Most likely to fume' I thought.

I quickly finished my lunch and waited for Haemin to finish hers, but she was talking to Xiah and Max, therefore taking FOREVER to finish. 'Quit it Haemin, you will be here for 6 months and there will be alot of talking...right now I want to sightsee or something and get my mind off of Jaejoong.'

Like she had read my mind she turned and asked me, "Do you want to go somewhere unnie? We can walk around if you like, and get a feel for Korea...well kind of." She smiled. 'Finally! Now we just need to get out of here without a problem!' But of course that is NEVER how anything works in my life.

"Alright Haemin-ah, where to first?" She laughed and said, "First we need to see if anyone wants to come!" My heart sank. 'Maybe he won't want to come?' I thought. That hope was shattered a few minutes later as Haemin and I set out with Xiah and Jaejoong. And of COURSE, Junsu being her favorite and her being oh-so-social, she talked to Xiah ahead of us and left me with Jaejoong a few feet behind. And although I had always wanted to do this, walk with Jaejoong like this, it was very awkward, what with him hating me and all, and me not speaking any Korean. 'I wonder what I can do to make him forgive me' I wondered. I peeked at him out of the side of my eye, and blushed. 'Stupid Soo-Jung, getting him mad at you and everything! Ugh can't you be normal for once? You literally just ruined any chance you had of being friends, let alone more than that! Stop blushing before he sees you!' I was pulled out of my thoughts by a gentle tugging on my scarf. (It's Winter folks, just so you know) I looked up and over to see Jaejoong pointing across the street.

OK guys this is it for now...but I will write more tomorrow! I am very excited and I have many ideas for this story! And if you have anything bad to say, then STUFF IT! Be nice to me...please? puppy dog eyes Anyway, R&R, and if you have any ideas or want to be in the story message me! .