Neku's Wonderful Hair

"Ahhhh! Don't touch my hair!" Neku screamed as he ran frantically through the UG of Shibuya. It was another week, he was still dead, Shiki was gne and now he was being chased by a freaking kangaroo Noise that wanted to juice his amazing hair! The germaphobe also needed to find a new partner, that like Shiki would not want to eat his hair.

It was a difficult task, to find someone who wasn't interested in Neku's orangey locks. Everyone wanted to eat his hair, pluck out the strands or his hair, juice his hair to make orange juice, It was a terrible curse for Neku to have such deliciously wonderful hair.

The fifteen year old boy had been cursed since birth with such phenomenal hair. His preschool classmates, all of them, wanted to eat his hair, he just knew it. Even his parents wanted to juice his hair; thus why he was so anti-social. It also did not help that he developed a severe fear of germs. The worse thing though, out of all his encounters with those that wanted to eat his hair was now.

Neku didn't trust other but he needed a partner to stay alive. He had to trust that partner with not only his life but his hair. So the crazy, paranoid teen with orange juice hair ran to the statue of Hachiko, to hopefully find a reliable partner. A partner so reliable that they would totally ignore Neku's wonderful, edible hair.


Author's Note: It's been so long I really don't remember how this came into being...I think it had something to do with Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core and the colour of Neku's hair...uh yeah Thanks for reading!