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Disclaimer: Hi! I got bored today, so here a twisted story.

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Don't Mock My Favorite Show

Bridge was sitting in the common room while watching the new TV that SPD had given the B-squad as a up the good work€™ present. Bridge was tuned into his favorite TV show, Xena: Warrior Princess, while sitting on the floor with his legs crossed and enjoying every minute of his favorite lady kicking some serious ass.

"Bridge, what are you doing?" a voice asked, and Bridge glanced up to see Sky standing over him.

Bridge gave an innocent smile and said, "Xena: Warrior Princess. Why do you ask?"

Sky gave a nod of his head and sat down on the couch. "Why do you watch this old show from the dark ages?" He asked while leaning back in his seat, noticing when Bridge looked at him like he was the stupidest man alive.

"It is a great show with action, comedy, action, and beautiful acting from the two main stars", Bridge stated proudly, and Sky just rolled his eyes at the ceiling.

"Yeah, whatever you say, little buddy."

Bridge stood up and looked at him. "still a hell of a lot better than that stupid show X-Files that you love so much", he snapped at the man on the couch. At these words, Sky sat up.

"Don't you dare talk about X-Files like that, you Xena freak.", Sky said in a tone that told Bridge he was crossing some invisible line. Both of them crossed their arms as their eyes meet with fire in them.

"Well, for one thing, Xena is such a fake show. Who would believe the crap they show on it?" Sky teased with a grin on his face.

Bridge returned the smile and responded, "well, a creative person that doesn't have a stick up their bum." Sky's grin disappeared quickly as Bridge went on."Besides, who would believe the B.S. that the X-Files show has, like government cover-ups, aliens kidnapping animals with babies in them, or how about vampire chickens? It's a dumb show, period; that all there is to it;" Bridge finished, then sat down on the couch next to Sky, who was far from done defending his favorite show.

"Oh, at least the female characters in it are better-looking on The X-Files, unlike a certain show I know you watch a lot."

Bridge gave Sky an evil look. "Excuse me, but Lucy Lawless is a damn good-looking person, unlike the dumb FBI lady we both know couldn't touch her with a nine-and-half-inch pole!"

Sky shook his head at Bridge. "That didn't make a lick of sense, you dumb-ass," he smirked.

Bridge suddenly stood up. Sky did likewise.

"At least Scully can kick Xena's ass!" Sky said in a loud voice.

Bridge walked a little closer to Sky. "Dream on! Xena could kick her ass before Scully had a chance to pull out her gun."

Sky took a step closer to Bridge. "I don't think so! Scully would shoot that bitch to death before she had a chance to try anything!"

Bridge and Sky were standing right next to each other.

"X-Files rule!"

"Xena rules!"

Both were breathing hard while staring at each other.

"Sky, can I ask you something" Bridge asked while still showing signs of anger.

"What is it, Bridge?" He inquired, also showing no sign of his anger leaving.

"Are you as turned on by this as I am?" He wondered, grabbing Sky around the waist and shoving him against his own waist.

Sky grabbed Bridge's head. "Hell, yeah!" He answered, then kissed Bridge on the lips. They fell back on the couch while making out.

Calmly, Z walked into the room at that precise moment, and was surprised to see Sky and Bridge kissing.

"This the best birthday present anyone has ever given me," she said before sitting in a nearby chair.

Sky and Bridge stopped what they were doing to look at Z, who now had a large smile on her face.

"Z, we can explain this," Sky began as his face turned red.

Z held up her hand. "No explaining. Keep going."

Sky and Bridge looked at each other, then at Z. "How can we, if people are probably going to keep walking in?" Bridge asked as he ran a hand through Sky's hair. Fortunately, Z had an answer to this little problem.

"Why don't you guys go back to your room, and I will keep a look out?" She answered with a big grin on her face.

Sky, who seemed to like the idea, stood up quickly, bent down to pick up Bridge, and threw him over his shoulders.

"Alright. Let's get moving," he said in a hyper voice.

"I love you, Sky," Bridge said out of the blue while Sky began to walk out of the room.

"I love you, too," he replied, and then gave a hard slap to Bridge's butt.

Z got up and followed them out of the room, sporting the biggest grin possible on her face. Soon, there would be a great show on to watch, and it wasn't going to be on TV.

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That ends that. And by the way, I made this for my friend Jesse. I love you, lady!

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