Chapter One Naruto the New Kid
Hey guys… just your friendly neighborhood Narutard
WARNING: Any story of mine you read will have Sakura bashing! Yaoi SasuNaru coming your way guys! Rated M…. if wanted I will write lemons…!
Tell me any other pairings you want after these Tema/Shika Ino/Sai Hina/Kiba Neji/Ten Tell me if Neji is more wanted with Gaara Kaka/Iru
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'Beep…beep…beep…' SLAM! "Naruto get your ass up and ready for school NOW!! It's your first day!!" Hollered Kyuubi Naruto's brother from another mother (literal LOL)
Said boy groaned and rolled over tangled in sheets, then promptly fell right on his ass. "Goddamnit all!" Growled Naruto as he rubbed his soar little butt.
"Get up, I suggest you hurry, my boyfriends coming soon." Kyuubi snickered as he heard the running going on upstairs. (Who's his boyfriend…I wonder: P)
Naruto and Kyuubi have lived alone ever since their parents left them in a fatal fire incident when little. The closest thing they both ever had to a father figure is the old pervert Jaraiya (sp?) up stairs. Both have been hated since, so badly Naruto needed to be homed schooled most of his life. They both live together in this tiny little apartment that is plain and white. Just then Naruto shook his head and got rid of those thoughts. He sighs loudly, and walks to pick out clothes. Our blonde blue eyed friend searches through his drawers until he finds what he wants. A large baggy black tee-shirt that necks hangs a little low on him, because he's short. A dark orange loose long sleeved shirt for underneath, the sleeves almost covering his little hands. He pulls out dark blue jeans with chains on the belt buckles, and some old beat up converse.
Then Naruto lingers to his bathroom and brushes his teeth, and checks his hair 'Smells clean, and is really messy, ALRIGHT!' Naruto thinks blowing a kiss and spanking his ass at the mirror. Yes, Naruto is a bisexual, so as one he does girly things…
"Naruto, he's in the driveway!" Yells Kyuubi from the other room. Naruto pales and goes wide eyed. The entire x-rated mental trauma coming back to him from last times adventure in dildos.
"Shit, not again," Naruto yells as he runs into the kitchen. He grabs a cup ramen, his skateboard, and leaves before they can get freaky. Kyuubi laughs from his bedroom and hears the doorbell. He licks his lips seductively and answers.
Meanwhile Naruto rides his skateboard down the block and hits into someone.
"Whoa sorry man," defends Naruto, hands held in front of him.
"Next time, watch where you go, you dobe." says the other boy as lifts himself off the ground. They stare at each other and both think:
Damn he's sexy….!
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