Ace and Heart

"It was horrorable, Skipper!" Marlene shouted to her husband.

Skipper covered his ear coronals. "Enough, enough, enough! I don't want to know all this stuff! That's why I invited Trixy and Rune here!"

Marlene huffed and turned to her two friends. "So, what do you girls think?"

"Ew?" Trixy said simply with a smile, trying to cheer up the frantic otter.

"So, they stuck a needle in your-"

"Ack! Stop it," Skipper shouted, "I hate having that image in my head!"

The three ladies tried to ignore Skipper.

"Well, it sounds like to me that they did something similar to the chick on baby mama," Rune said.

"You and your movies," Trixy sighed, shaking her head.

Rune continued; "Marlene... I think the humans put fertilized eggs in you."

"Huh?" the three said.

"They made Marlene pregnant."

Skipper waved his flipper around. "Woah! Wait! How is that possible?!"

"Do you want Marlene to explain the needle again?" Rune asked.

Skipper shook his head.

"Congrats, Marlene!" Trixy shouted happily.

Rune patted the shocked penguin on the back. "Looks like you're a daddy, Skip! ...Skip?"

Skipper wobbled, then passed out.

Nicolie, who was near by in the back of the cave shouted; "Sissy boy!"

***

A few months later, Marlene gave birth and came back with a big surprise.

"You had twins?!" Skipper yelped.

Marlene nodded while smiling widely. "They're gonna stay in the nursery for a few days, thought, but it gives up time to name them."

"I want to name one boy Ace, the other Sergeant!"

Marlene rolled her eyes. "You and your military! How 'bout we name them Ace and Heart?"

"Heart? But that's a girl's name!"

"I know," Marlene said with a knowing smile.

Skipper's mouth dropped open. "We have a boy and a girl?!"

Marlene nodded.

"...And 'Heart' is the best you can come up with?"

"Oh shut up," Marlene muttered, playfully pushing Skipper over. Marlene sighed. "Stop fainting on me!"

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A/N: Yes, Heart was the best i could come up with ^^; Well, I thought Ace would be a good name for a boy and then I thought of cards and the I thought of hearts. So thus, Heart's name was born!

Yeah, i kinda got the idea from baby mama. That's the only way i could get Marlene and Skipper having kids. So, yeah, Ace and Heart are twins! Yayz for twins! ...I wanna have twins when i get older T.T