Relationships: KibaxItachi, NarutoxSasuke, NejixTenten. And InoxSakura depending on how dirty your mind is and how you take the small mentions of these girls.

Summary: So... It's way too early in the morning, Kiba remembers nothing, and there's a hot guy in his bed he doesn't recognize... He's never listening to Naruto again.

Small A/N: This was inspired by J Balvin's '6 AM'. It's a Puertorrican song, really good, really funny. Hope you all enjoy this!~


"Fuck..."

Groans and curses. That was the only thing Kiba's pounding mind could come up with after a wild night of partying.

Why he had let Naruto talk him into throwing this kind of party in his home was beyond him. He especially wondered why he had allowed it to be in his house. Why hadn't he tried to make Naruto throw it at his own one? Now, aside from the splitting headache threatening to tear his head apart, Kiba also had to worry about cleaning up his home before his family got back and decided to tear him apart for having thrown a wild teenage party without their permission.

"Naruto... You're fucking dead..."

Ow. Okay. No. Swearing bloody revenge on his blonde best friend with a hangover was a horrible idea. And Kiba wasn't keen on trying to continue doing so. Not with the way it made the pressure in his head seemingly swell and become almost unbearable.

Instead of thinking up of ways to murder Naruto and never be caught, he should be trying to piece back together his odd night.

What were those toy cars doing in his room? And why did one of them have a paper trapped between its fake windshield and plastic wiper?

He couldn't remember. Although, from the looks of them, he guessed at least two people had experienced a lot of fun with them. And they may have crashed as well. For both cars were pretty close together, touching by the front.

Why did he allow himself to throw this party?

Even though Kiba continued asking himself that, he didn't have a true answer. He couldn't remember why he had allowed his judgement to lapse so horribly. Just like he couldn't remember much of what had happened the past night.

Slowly sitting himself up, Kiba decided to try and piece together what had happened.

The last thing he truly remembered was Naruto appearing with his boyfriend and a bottle of stolen whiskey and another of stolen vodka in hand. He'd taken them from his parents cabinet just for this graduation party, he'd said. It was their last true night together as a senior class, so they would have to make the most of it and celebrate like the animals they truly were.

The whiskey... Naruto had known that was Kiba's favorite drink.

Until the blonde had brought those bottles, Kiba had just drank a few beers, a few of those overly sweet, overly alcoholic juice pouches that Sakura and Ino had dragged in with them. Until the whiskey, he had been pleasantly buzzed, bordering on tipsy. But he couldn't say no to the hard liquor. Especially not Naruto's father's favorite brand. And he had begun to drink as if there was no tomorrow.

After that, everything was a blank blur. He could faintly remember a lot of dancing to, oddly enough, Spanish music. He remembered some grinding action.

A blush came over the boy's face at this. It hadn't been just some. No, he had danced and grinded with quite a few people. He hadn't mind the gender. As long as they knew how to move their hips, he had gone along with dancing.

... Sakura had told him that he looked like a dog heat... But it wasn't his fault! He hadn't gotten laid in forever!

"Holy fuck, I can't let Tenten find me." He noted with fear, eyes going wide.

He and the girl's boyfriend had done quite a few things. It hadn't gotten past groping! But... It was still rather indecent to have done such things with someone that was already taken.

But it wasn't as if Neji was wholly innocent! He had begun the whole thing!

So the night was mostly a huge blank. He remembered a few snatches of dancing with different people. Even Sakura and Ino had tag teamed him at some point, sandwiching him between their bodies as they danced to some really fast paced, high intensity, song that Kiba could never hope to understand because of it being in Spanish.

Say what one might about Lee, but he had quite a good taste when it came to dancing to.

At this point, his headache had softened up a bit. It wasn't as glaring and hurtful as it had been when Kiba had woken up.

What else could he remember after the whiskey?

Face pulling into a soft frown in concentration, Kiba pulled his legs up to his chest and hugged them to him.

Sasuke and Naruto had been having quite some fun in his sister's bedroom. He would be having to disinfect that place before he allowed his sister to step a single foot inside... Maybe he could just burn it?

He remembered a faint feeling of worry. It had been directed towards Sasuke and Naruto. But that hadn't made any sense. Those two had been in a relationship from the beginning of their sophomore year, and so had done quite a few things together that Kiba didn't need to know about.

So, if there was no harm that they could possibly cause each other because Sasuke wasn't stupid enough to try and Naruto was much too nice to try... Why had he been worried?

Behind him, he heard a rustling of his bed sheets. But he didn't think much about it and continued to try and work the night out.

But he wasn't able to ignore the arm that wrapped around his waist, pulling him into a strong definitely male chest.

"Good morning, Inuzuka."

A pair of lips found their way to his neck, kissing softly, which made Kiba hiss in slight pain. Wait a minute... Pain? Holy fuck, had he gotten a hickey there? He couldn't have a mark there! It was much too visible!

"You're awfully quiet."

The person behind him was definitely a dude. If the chest hadn't been enough of an indicator, his smooth, dark, and deep voice certainly was enough to make Kiba sure of it.

"Very different from last night."

Holy shit... What had he done last night?!

Kiba's heart began to hammer and seemed about ready to burst out of his chest. And, seeing how he had never been all that good with keeping his emotions on a calmed level, the Inuzuka turned around quickly to look at the person behind him.

One second passed and his eyes were wide. Then two more seconds passed and they narrowed, trying to understand.

He... Had no idea who this person could be.

"Who are you?"

The guy was hot. There was no denying it. Chiseled jaw, dark eyes, lush black hair. He kind of looked like Sasuke. But much hotter. And less emo. More regal.

"Did you forget me already, Kiba?" The male questioned, a soft smirk appearing on his slightly puffed lips. "Can't say I'm surprised, though. You certainly proved me wrong by being able to drink Naruto and Sasuke under."

Blinking at his words, Kiba couldn't help but really begin to worry. Had he really defeated Naruto and Sasuke in a drinking contest? Naruto he understood. The guy was a lightweight. But Sasukei? That guy had been able to drink as much as Lee until that party had been broken up by Shikamaru's parents.

"My name is Itachi Uchiha, Kiba." The man spoke up once more, then raised his hand up to pass through Kiba's hair. "And you may have said quite a few things last night that would make even a sailor blush."

Kiba's face changed from one of confusion to one of completely disgusted shock, then he shook his head. "I'm so sorry! When I drink, my mouth has no filter!"

But, for some reason, Itachi just waved him off. "Quite a few of those things were interesting to try. You were right. You did need to get laid."

Holy shit...

With a groan of dismay, Kiba dropped his head into his hands, trying to hide his shame. But Itachi's hand found its way into Kiba's hair once more, pulling him closer so his ear was right beside the other's mouth.

"And I wouldn't mind trying all those things out again..."

Kiba didn't know if his face became redder because of the lust in the other's voice... Or at the thought that he had just managed to sleep with Sasuke's brother...

Hope you all liked it! I'm not sure if this will become something more... Guess it all depends on what you guys want.

So, what do you think? Should this be a single one-shot? Or should it have more than one chapter. Please do tell.