Bella looked out through her musty dorm window. She tried her best to straighten her hair and look more normal. "Come on Bella, we are going to be late for Snape's class" Hermoine whined Bella sighed, picked up her books and fallowed Hermoine.
"So what do you think of that new guy Emmett?" Hermoine asked. Bella laughed.
" Trust me I know a lot but if Ron ever found out well that would be the end of me I can tell you that." Hermoine nodded and sat down at her desk. Bella glanced around the room trying to get a glance of Ron or that new guy Emmett. She saw Harry and Rosalie were partners again and wondered if they'd gotten back together.
"Miss Swan how many times do I have to tell you? This is not a social club and now well never mind just sit down please!!!!" She sat down, her cheeks flushing red with embarrassment. Another boring lecture. When "bam"!!! Voldemort the schools headmaster comes crashing through the door.
"I am looking for a miss Swan? Is she present?" He asked in his western accent. "Good luck" Hermoine whispered as Bella walked out of the door.
Harry stared at Rosalie. Her out standing beauty was something he loved about her. Not to mention she was very smart and easy to copy papers off. He was afraid that she was checking out the new kid Emmett. "What did Emmett have that I don't?" He asked himself frequently. "I mean I, Harry Potter am awesome, cool, sweet, rich, and I mean I defeated dumbledore when I was like 2 or something." He sighed, "Rosalie sweetie you don't like that new kid do you? I mean really he's a dork." Rosalie fainted. She did it all the time.
"Avadacadabra" he said while pointing his wand toward Rosalie who was lying on the floor. For some reason this always brought her back together.
"What happened?" She said quite dazed.
"Well duh! You fainted! Gosh Rose I love you and all but can you at least last a minute before fainting?" He said really annoyed. She gave him the 'Oh No You Didn't' look and ran off crying.
"Wait Rose! Oh man." He muttered and ran after her.
"Girls are always sooo emotional."
Edward rode his broom over to where Ron was. "Ron, come on, stop day dreaming!" He said and hit Ron with a club. Pew! Ron went flying and landed flat on his face in unicorn dung.
"Oh snap!" Edward roared and flew toward Ron. Edward got to where he was laying and checked his pocket for money and stuff.
"Dang no money!" He flew off leaving Ron behind.
"Wait" Ron whispered in his man changing girly voice. Edward snapped his head around. Unfortunately he did this too fast and his head snapped off
"Weeeeeee!!!!" his disembodied head screamed. Something ran up and caught his head.
"Look every body I got the head of dorks." Alice said. Everybody laughed.
"Hey stop that!" Ron screeched in his shrill voice. Malfoy kicked him
"OH shut up will you!" Alice smacked him across the face.
"Malfoy how many times do I have to tell you," She began, "to shut your stupid mouth!" Malfoy slouched back.
"Now what should we do with these 2? " She asked the crowd. They all snickered knowing that Alice all ready knew what she was going to do with them, "Say hi to dumbledore" She snickered and Threw Edward's head half way across the world. His body zoomed to keep up.
Ron lay helplessly on the ground his head bleeding. Alice stood over him with his wand. "Malfoy what do you think we should do with this piece of crap?" Alice asked with a snicker.
"How about you give me my wand back and let me go?" Ron asked feebly. Alice laughed and waved the wand in front of his face. Ron reached for it but his arm fell down fast. He was too weak.
"His blood is stale but it will make for a nice treat." Alice hissed. She was leaning over Ron when Emmett and Neville (now a manly tough guy) jumped Alice!
"I don't think so!" Emmett spit in Alice's face. "Get him to the nurse Neville!" Emmett yelled. He picked up Alice and through her into a nearby pond.
"Malfoy get me out of here!" Alice swore, as Emmett ran back toward Neville.