AN: Please excuse the fact that most are more than 100 words, I find it extremely hard to stick to a limit. These are mostly centred around Sparky or Spanky, however some involve just McKay or Beckett, or just Elizabeth, and so on and so forth.
A – Asses
'Well this is great.' John said sarcastically.
She giggled and turned her head so that it lay upon his shoulder.
Their hands met behind their backs, trapped between thick ropes. Their equipment and his gun had been removed and lay outside the metal frame that was their prison cell. Her hands were entwined between his and she gently fingered the silver band on his ring finger.
'Personally, if I had trapped us, I wouldn't leave our weapons and radios outside our cell.'
'But surely it can't be that easy.'
'Yes well. The Wraith work in mysterious ways.' Elizabeth said, smiling.
'I've noticed.'
'The Wraith are asses.' Elizabeth muttered.