Under the covers
By Aishiteru Koinu
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto-kun or any of the characters

Twas a Saturday night, the hour was of ten, and all boys were asleep in their beds, but just one of them had to go to the bathroom… again…

"Oi, Sasuke?" whispered Naruto as he nudged Sasuke awake right next to him, all the others were spread out around the big living room floor of Gai's that was so nice as to let the boys use his house for the night while he went clubbing with the other senseis.

Shikamaru was on Naruto's other side and then following down the lay out line was Kiba with Akamaru cuddling up close under Kiba's chin in the sleeping bag, and then Shino. On Sasuke's side going down was Chouji, and then Lee; there was no way in hell that Sasuke wanted to sleep near any of them, but he had no other choice and just went with Shikamaru's sleeping arrangement.

Naruto continued his annoying poking until he got fed up and started using his elbow to jab not so pleasantly at the Uchiha genius.

Sasuke uttered an aggravated groan despite the others that were trying to finally get some shut-eye from Naruto's hyper screaming and bouncing two hours ago when most of them started to play video games.

"Ugh… What is it now, you annoying bastard?" grumbled out the raven haired boy, not entirely bothering to open his eyes just yet.

Naruto glared down at Sasuke and punched him hard on the side; Sasuke made an uncomfortable grunt and clenched his teeth down to decease the throbbing pain from growing near the blow.

"Dammit, Naruto! Do you want me to kill you tonight or what!" barked out the famous Uchiha and finally he opened his eyes, sitting half way up out of his sleeping bag to show the blond that he was wide awake and ready to kick ass.

Naruto stared at Sasuke's scowl directed toward him with a curious look and he made a brief and silent pause to re-think the question he was going to ask Sasuke, but now he was deciding maybe to let it rest, seeing that he knew he'd get a good yelling and a few swinging punches from the ill-tempered Uchiha.

Naruto sighed in defeat and closed his eyes as he turned around and laid back down into his sleeping bag, pulling the covers slowly over him. "Never mind. Just forget about it and go back to sleep, Sasuke," he muttered out against his pillow.

For a moment, Sasuke was sure that he could taste blood at the tip of his tongue, then realizing it was from him biting angrily down onto it, he unclenched his teeth and his widened eyes bore down hauntingly onto Naruto's back facing him as he lifted up a clenched fist shaking furiously from bottle up rage.

"You WHAT? Why you pain in the ass- You wake me up for nothing? Damn you, dobe!" screeched out Sasuke.

His screams only went deaf to Chouji's ears, basically dreaming of 'All you can eat' foods, but the others voiced harshly out their disapproval of Sasuke's loud hissy fits and the sudden loud noise.

"Shut up, ass hole!" yelled out Kiba, throwing his extra pillow at Sasuke and directly hitting the furious raven-haired youth right upside the head.

Sasuke's glare flared instead at Kiba, the Sharingan activating instantly. "What the hell was that for, shit face?" screeched Sasuke. If Sasuke had the freaky damn power like Itachi did with his Sharingan, then Kiba would have been dead by now within one blink by the young Uchiha.

Kiba sat up quickly out of his sleeping bag and bared his small fangs at Sasuke in a feral snarl, his quick and unexpected movement almost causing Akamaru to fall off of Kiba's chest from under his shirt. "You gay bastard! I'll kill you!" growled out Kiba, then launched himself out of his sleeping bag and attempted to pounce at the famous Uchiha; Akamaru plopping onto the floor with a whine.

Kiba's attack was however spoiled when he suddenly felt someone grab hold of his ankle and pulled him back down, his face meeting the wooden floor.

Kiba turned around savagely to glare at the person who would dare to ruin his threat toward the noisy bastard, which the person was none other, then the dull Shikamaru. "What the hell, Shikamaru? Leave me alone! This is a fight between me and query over here!" complained Kiba as he jabbed a finger in Sasuke's direction.

Shikamaru stared critically at eye level with Kiba as his head was still lying down on his pillow, "I'm trying to sleep. We're all trying to sleep! If you really want to continue your idiotic rampage, then maybe before you begin, you should keep in mind who is here in this very room right now that isn't as merciful as the others here. However, if you want to die at a young age, then by all means, continue being a moronic ass."

Kiba gulped and at knowing who Shikamaru was speaking of, he looks over in the left corner of the wide and dark living room to peer at a figure lying down with his back to all of them; looking as though he was asleep, however, they all knew that he never sleeps; Gaara never sleeps when there's a chance to kill anyone looking vulnerable.

Kiba scooted back and tried his best to lower his voice into a whisper as he spoke in Shikamaru's ear while his eyes were still on Gaara. "Hey, who the hell invited him anyways? I don't even remember him entering the house," he whispered.

"I don't know, but what do you intend to do about it?" whispered back Shikamaru.

Silence, then out of nowhere, "I can hear you… and I know that you're both still staring at me," stated out Gaara in a calm voice.

Kiba and Shikamaru flinched and scooted a little father away from the red haired boy in the corner, Kiba crawled back under his sleeping bag with Akamaru that was fast asleep for protection in case if Gaara decided to approach them in an unpleasant way.

'Dammit, I don't want to be sand particles! That's just not cool!' thought Kiba with a silent whimper.

Silence broke back into the living room and Sasuke finally, since he decided that Kiba now wouldn't attack him unexpectedly, settled himself back down into his sleeping bag and pulled the covers up to his chin all nice and snug before shutting his heavy eye lids. He sighed peacefully and could feel that he was just only a few more seconds away from dreaming when…

"Sasuke…?" came Naruto's quiet voice behind him, practically breathing on his ear with moisten hot air that sent tingling shivers down the Uchiha's spine.

He didn't know if his body shook from fear and almost pissing his pants at the sudden voice in his ear, or if was that particular soft voice reawakening his sense in a teasing fashion that it made his whole body burn all over. Whatever it was had died in a flash from the flames of anger stirring his chakra at a higher rate, but he clenched his teeth down as best as he could to suppress the sudden urge to whip around and start beating Naruto senselessly till he's left in a comma; it would be the only guaranteed way to shut the blond up.

"What, Naruto?" he seethed out impatiently.

The aggravated sound in Sasuke's voice made Naruto a little bit more nervous and his throat tightened uncomfortably. "Um… can you… can you help me get to the bathroom…? Please…?" Naruto asked out slowly and cautiously.

At that moment, the Uchiha lost his composure and the fact that he was suppose to control his rage, instead he sharply sat up and glared daggers at Naruto, his fist swung and knocked Naruto across the head.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? Do you have some kind of sensitive bladder or what? You have to go, again? Holy shit!" yelled Sasuke at the top of his lungs, not giving a damn about the others sleeping occupants just only a few feet away from him, which was a good thing that Chouji was right next to Sasuke because he heard absolutely nothing.

Naruto gripped onto his swollen head at the new bruise and glared savagely at his 'supposed' friend, though Naruto was now debating other wise about their friendship.

"ITAI! Teme, what the hell was that for? I can't help it if I have to piss every twenty minutes! I'd like to see you try and hold it in for an hour!" complained Naruto.

Sasuke held up his clenched fist that was ready to strike once again, a direct meaning toward the blond by saying, 'You want a more of this, bitch?'

"And why the hell do I have to walk you to the bathroom? Why not Kiba or Lee or Shikamaru for god sakes? Why the hell me? You're sixteen dammit, so start acting like it!" said Sasuke, though it was more like screaming the issue out then speaking in lowered voices for out of respect of the sleeping neighbors next door.

At seeing Sasuke's opposing threat, Naruto also held up a clenched fist in front of him to defend himself from Sasuke hitting his throbbing head once again tonight. "Do you want me to wet the bed ass hole and then reek up the whole damn house that's not even any of ours, but Gai-sensei's? I care about having at least some amount of dignity and if you don't help take me to the bathroom, then I'm gonna molest you!"

Sasuke didn't expect that type of threat to come out and was even more surprised that it was coming from Naruto.

"Hmph, molest me? Ha! Like as if you could even force yourself to jump out of character and do something like that to me, dobe!" Sasuke flashed Naruto an amused grin.

However, the Uchiha's grin went slack when he saw Naruto's lips crack up into an evil grin, the blonde's blue eyes dancing with untold mischief at Sasuke.

"I'll do anything to you in order for you to obey my demand," said Naruto.

Sasuke narrowed his eyes at Naruto, accepting the blonde's challenge full-heartedly. "Oh, so now you're demanding me, usuratonkachi? You've got guts to intimidate me within my grasping reach," he said in a chilling tone and a tight click of his tongue.

Naruto flashed his teeth at Sasuke. "Anything to get my way… Sasuke-chan… So, what will it be?" Naruto said on a purr.

Sasuke leered at Naruto immediately, wanting to know exactly what the hell the baka was really planning to do to him in that head of his. The Uchiha was really hoping that somehow his unpleasant glares would wipe that grin right off the boy's lips, but it was almost impossible at the moment since the tables had turned in favor of Naruto.

"Fine…" grumbled out Sasuke, while lowering his eyes in defeat; a thing he so badly despised to dissolve to in the end of a loosing battle.

Naruto did a victory 'hoot' while wiggling side to side in his sleeping bag, still sitting cross-legged as he danced away.

Sasuke glared up at Naruto for rubbing in his defeat, "but just only this one time and then-no more! Got it?"

Naruto did thumbs up at Sasuke and teasingly stuck out his tongue with his eyes happily closed from his wide grin. Sasuke groaned in annoyance and he slapped his hand on his naked forehead. "Stupid asshole," he muttered hopelessly under his breath.

Naruto then quickly stood up out of his sleeping bag and excitedly waited for Sasuke to follow, holding his hand down to offer to Sasuke. Sasuke looked up and eyed the hand suspiciously, and then his eyes narrowed up at Naruto.

"What the hell are you doing?" he growled out.

Naruto grinned toothily down at him. "You have to hold my hand and lead me baka, or it's not a deal!"

Sasuke glared daggers, although he wasn't able to deny a half heated blush forming on his cheeks and smacking the hand out of his face. "Che, I'm not going to hold your hand, baka! It wasn't even part of the deal!"

Naruto's grin lowered and he stared down critically down at Sasuke with serious eyes. "Take my hand or," the blonde's eyes went dark as then turned into slits, "I'll jump you right now in front of all eyes to see the famous Uchiha genius getting jerked off by his best friend and rival, teme!" came Naruto's crisp warning.

Sasuke flinched at the dominating tone and what the blond was going to do to him if he didn't comply quickly, so Sasuke had no other choice but to go by what Naruto wanted.

This time when Naruto held out his hand once again to Sasuke, Sasuke took hold of the hand and stood up out of his sleeping bag. 'Damn spoiled brat from hell! He does this all the time to me!' thought the Uchiha, finally looking up into Naruto's eyes to see what the blond wanted him to do next.

Naruto stared a little longer at Sasuke in that cold silent stare; once a few more seconds passed he placed his childish grin back on and laughed.

"Don't be such as stuck-up ass, Sasuke! Lighten up a little! It's not like I'm asking for you to give me a bath and call me 'master' or something like that, right? All you have to do is wait outside the bathroom door for me till I'm done and then you can go back to sleep and sulk! 'K?" said Naruto with some sound of reassurance, though Sasuke terribly doubted that the blonde wouldn't ask for him to take him to the bathroom again in the next hour or two.

Naruto tugged at Sasuke's hand held in his to motion for the raven-haired boy to follow him, Sasuke silently complied and they quietly walked out of the living room toward the very dark hall way.

As Naruto hummed very happy to himself with his smile still about his face, Sasuke on the other had been frowning at his position. 'I look like some dumb ass, being forced to hold a guys hand no less! The great Uchiha Sasuke being degraded down to a sulking queer… damn it all to hell!' Sasuke thought bitterly and lowered his head down in shame of defeat.

As the two boys left the living room, Kiba sat up and leaned on one arm as he stared around at the others curiously. "Okay, who bet that Uchiha would win this time?" he asked out in somewhat of a not so hushed tone.

Shino and Shikamaru groaned out miserably and arose half way out of their sleeping bags while digging into their training pants right next to their sleeping bags for something.

"I did," grumbled out Shikamaru, Shino only silently pulled out some en and eyed Kiba. Kiba grinned sluggishly at Shikamaru and Shino. "Heh, cough it up losers!"

Shikamaru sadly handed Kiba some en, Shino calmly and quietly handed Kiba his, but stopped momentarily to grip onto the en while glaring at Kiba.

"You said that Uzumaki went to bathroom about ten minutes ago!"

Kiba's grin grew wider. "Well, it all falls out of plan when someone gives him a little something extra to drink now doesn't it?" admitted Kiba and he stuck his tongue out with a mischievous wink.

Shikamaru narrowed his eyes at Kiba. "That's cheating, you bastard!" he grumbled, though he comfortably was starting to fluff his pillow back up, readying himself for sleep once again since the trouble maker would be gone momentarily.

Kiba turned his head to the side to grin at Shikamaru, "You never said that giving Uzumaki anything to drink was against the rules, baka! So, it's not considered cheating, now is it?"

Shino grunted, knowing the argument was useless; so he laid himself back down to get some sleep.

Shikamaru laid back down, though he still glaring at Kiba, "Conniving bastard," was all that Shikamaru had to say to the happy looking Kiba before closing his eyes and drowning out all noise and life around him.

Kiba tucked his prize of the betted money into his training pants right beside him, then laid himself back down and curled up tiredly next to Akamaru. 'Ahh… The life of gambling is just too good for me,' was Kiba's last thought before drifting off into sleep.

TBC…

A.K: Yeah! Another one down the road! I'm really anxious for this one, cuz it's gonna kind of be a horror thriller with hilarious comedy. It'll show that you never trust your friends, cuz they just might ditch you in the last moment to survive from the… Boogieman…? Oh, and one thing to point out, Naruto and Sasuke aren't dating cuz they still have to work out on their friendship level, but that doesn't mean that they haven't tried anything before! Oh, and another thing that you need to watch out through the story is: How did Gaara get into the house? Why is he really there? And what the hell is making it to where Naruto's afraid to go to the bathroom alone? You'll all see in the next part of "Boy's gone wild!"

Kariko-sama: Uhh… that's not the right one…

A.K: Huh? Oh, yeah! Oops! My bad! You'll all see in the next part of- wait? Why the hell is it not the right one? What do you mean "it's not the right one!"

Kariko-sama: I mean, 'it's not the right one!' This is supposed to be PG-13 rated like you told yourself before you even came up with the idea of the story! Not R or whatever the hell ratings are now and days with sex related crap!

A.K: Oh, to hell with innocent shit! I'm almost seventeen, man! Bring on the smut! So I say that it's "Boy's gone wild!"

Kariko-sama: But it's supposed to be a horror fic, not a sex/horror fic!

A.K: Have you seen the movie Dawn of the Dead or whatever the hell it's called movie?

Kariko-sama: Yeah… you're point?

A.K: They had a sex scene like right in the beginning of the movie and it was still a horror type film! So, my point is that you can always add action like that into almost anything, no matter how twisted and scary it becomes. Do you get what I'm saying now?

Kariko-sama/sighs/ Fine, fine, fine! Whatever! I'm not typing it up, you are! So I don't care about the goddamn tile anymore!

A.K: But the title is very important throughout the fic because you'll have to relate to that title as you go through the story!

Kariko-sama: Oh, for god sakes! Just pick a frickin' title and be done with it!

A.K: ;) OK! And so the title is… wait… what was it again…?

Kariko-sama/slaps forehead/

A.K: No really, what was it? Does it really sound bad if I named it "Boy's gone wild!"

Kariko-sama/aggravated/ Yes! It would!

A.K: So the title is…

Kariko-sama: I'm gonna kill you…

A.K: Huh? The title is "I'm gonna kill you?" But that ruins all the cliffhangers if you put that cheesy line in!

Kariko-sama: I'm gonna kill you!

A.K: You are really confusing, you know that? Wow, you look pretty pissed and like you're gonna kill someone!

Kariko-sama: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

A.K/runs like hell/ Ahhh! Okay, okay, okay! The tile is, "Under the covers!" which is exactly where I'm going cuz you're scary!

Ja ne!