Mike's Letter to Bella Swan

by Crimson Magenta

This is Mike's letter to Bella, telling her about why she should be with him.

Mike's letter to Bella Swan

Dear Bella,

I know that you're now dating Edward, and your probably happy…… But C'MON! Can't you see that I'm obviously the perfect man for you?

Here's an example: I'm the hottest guy at Forks high school. You're the hottest girl at Forks high school, so shouldn't the hottest girl and the hottest guy be together? Forget Edturd, I should be with you. Besides, why should you like a guy who's been through 20 million surgeries? He's probably got a complete plastic body! And blow-up abs!

Compared to him, just look at me! Neat blonde hair, rockin muscles... kissable lips.... you should be the one making out with me! Rather than having to settle with that fake plastic dummy! So the next time you ignore me, or scoff at this letter, remember this:

I'm coming to get you Bella, and this time, you WILL be mine.

I'm the hottest guy in the world,

Mike Newton