Story Of My Life, Chp.1-Who asked you?
My life is sorta like one of those depressing country songs. Ya know, the one's where the guy can't get the girl cuz some other loser stole her heart or some shit like that. Well, it's not exactly like that. It's more like I'm too much of a wuss to even tell Tohru hello in the goddanm morning without yelling at her for some unknown hormone related reason. And the pretty boy has her enchanted by his devilish good looks and unbelievably, annoying charm. Ugh, I could puke right now just thinking of it. Danm. I hate him so much. Sigh, I guess that's what you get when you're me. Or, when you're the cat anyway. OK, those are the first things I think about as soon as my mind goes, 'click' and turns on. And this sucks, because in exactly thirty minutes I'll be down stairs doing the following,
attack yuki
get rammed into wall
yell at tohru
rant about kicking yuki's ass one day
Yeah, there its goes. The order of my lovely morning. Nice isn't it? Well, in order to start this ritual I must go into the bathroom, and cleanse myself. Done. Next, get dressed. Check. Now venture down stairs. Yay… Downstairs, Tohru was doing her little home-maker-wife routine, and Yuki and Shigure are just being there same old ass-holey selves. I take my place at the table, across from Shigure and next to Yuki. Tohru sat the food down and man, did it smell good. Then she took her place at the table, across from Yuki and next to me. Maybe that was my only pleasure in the morning, I get to sit next to her. Besides her food anyway. I serve myself the wonderful smelling rice curry and begin to eat. But, before I can even insert any of this beautiful food in my mouth, Shigure opens his.
"So Kyo, are you going to behave yourself at school today?"
I shrug, "Maybe." And stuff the food in my mouth before he can talk anymore. Tohru giggles at me. I stop eating for a second and smile. I couldn't help it. I loved her laugh. Yuki served himself and started eating along with Shigure and Tohru. I decided to savor the rest of my food before I we had to leave and go to…the place of evil….er, I mean school. Once we started walking to school I get outcast. Yuki starts talking to Tohru about some random thing and I become an orange shadow. School, is really no different. Except when Yuki's not around I get my time with Tohru. But I'm never alone with her. Her two best friends are always hovering around me. And one really scares the living shit outta me. Yep that's life. Oh well. I guess one day I'll really beat the living shit out of Yuki and then I can be a prince for a day. Ha, that's a good one. Me prince? Sure, why not.
Once we get to school I instantly hover away to my so-called friends. I slump into my seat and listen to there mumble jumble. I look around and my eye catches Tohru bending over to get something. Dear Christ. I think I just died and went to heaven.
"Kyo."
Danm, I know that silky silvery voice.
"Yeah?" I said turning my attention to Yuki.
"I don't think Tohru-Chan would like to know your staring at her." He said anger shining in his eyes.
"Who said I was staring at her? Maybe you were the one catching a glimpse?" I said smirking to myself.
Yuki scoffed and walked away. Hey wow. Cat-1 Rat-0. Score!