Yoda's shadow is casted upon the wall as he emerges from the large
bathroom. Candles are lit around the room to set the romantic mood. R2
patiently waits on the four-poster bed, lying upon the smooth, satin
sheets. Yoda emerges in the dim light wearing a tight leopard print thong
and a silk scarlet robe. Yoda's eyes catch R2's bright red glowing eye and
Yoda stands transfixed in R2's beauty. As Yoda approaches the bed R2 beeps
in delight and anticipation. "Speak no more words. Make love to you, I
shall."
Yoda jumped onto the bed and slowly untied his robe and slid it down over his shoulders. R2 beeped as his machinery slowly began to heat up. Yoda kissed his warm head and kissed him all the way down to his large metal feet. Yoda was having fun teasing R2 and pushing his buttons. Finally Yoda threw off his thong and wildly made love to R2, something he had only dreamed of. As the night went on, R2s beeps became louder and louder.
Afterwards, Yoda and R2 cuddled with each other under the sheets. Yoda whispered to R2, " Bleep in my ear one more time, you must. Hear your beautiful voice again, I desire"
Yoda jumped onto the bed and slowly untied his robe and slid it down over his shoulders. R2 beeped as his machinery slowly began to heat up. Yoda kissed his warm head and kissed him all the way down to his large metal feet. Yoda was having fun teasing R2 and pushing his buttons. Finally Yoda threw off his thong and wildly made love to R2, something he had only dreamed of. As the night went on, R2s beeps became louder and louder.
Afterwards, Yoda and R2 cuddled with each other under the sheets. Yoda whispered to R2, " Bleep in my ear one more time, you must. Hear your beautiful voice again, I desire"