First of all, this a humourous poem, nothing serious. I was very bored? Oh, and i'll write these about other characters if you wish? please review, even if you hate it ;D
My name is Bella
I have an umbrella
I stabbed Jacob with it
And I think Edwards fit
I walk like I'm drunk
I want to be punk
My dad is a cop
And I just ripped my top
My best friend is Alice
She lives in a palace
With Edward – her brother
And Esme – her mother
There are more to add
But this poems so bad
So I shan't write more
As it really is poor.
I want to live forever
So I will be quite clever
And make Edward love me
Then I'll say 'bite me'
So now I'm a vampire
I can't go near fire
And forever I'll stay
To Rosalie's dismay.
I want to watch Friends
So this poem now ends.
Yes, that was very bad. But it was a time passer.