Jade rolls over on her stomach lazily, and starts picking at strands of grass while Tori begins to draw complicated swirls on the indent of her back. Tori opens her mouth, about to complain of the heat and the lack of anything to do, yet Jade beats her to the punch, chirping,
"I wonder what it's like to have a dick."
Tori whines, slapping a hand over her eyes although the picture she saw was in her head, "Oh my God, oh my God, Jade what the heck!"
"What?" Jade rolls her eyes turning to her girlfriend, "I was just wondering."
"Oh my God I can't get it out of my head—Jade I am a lesbian for a reason."
Jade ignores the comment, and stretches her arm out so she can grab the dandelions about a foot and a half away. With great difficulty, she finally manages to capture the weeds in her hand, and pulls them over. Jade shrugs, and begins to weave the dandelions together.
"Well Jesus, Tor," she pauses, and Tori finally removes her hands as Jade looks up at the sky, finger on her chin as if she's contemplating something highly academic. After a few moments she turns to her girlfriend, smirking, "We should totally get a strap-on."
"Oh my God Jade why?"
"Would you stop saying God? I don't see how this is at all religious."
"Would you shut up my parents are home!"
Jade rolls her eyes, nosy parents the least bit of her worries, and focuses back on the dandelion crown. "Parents, shmarents. What I'm more worried about is our dildo—"
"Ugh," Tori moans and her face erupts in a horrific blush.
"—it sucks, you know? We need to get a better one… I was Googling so—"
"You Google… those?"
Jade frowns, confused, "Why not?"
"What do you mean—"
Jade cuts her off, apparently over the argument and Tori groans yet again, "Anyways, I saw one on this crazy weird porn site—"
"You know what? This conversation is over. This is my backyard and I will kick your sorry ass—"
Jade smugly smirks, "Potty mouth."
"—out of here and I will go up to my room and watch Dora the Explorer till I cry so I can get this insanely un-innocent discussion out of my brain forever."
Jade blinks, before picking up where she left off, "So anyways, this dildo's like freaking boss, okay, it has—"
"Did you even hear a word I said?"
Jade, whom had previously dropped the weeds and made her hands in the shape of a large circle (Tori really doesn't want that to be the indication of how big it is), stops her rant, and grins, quickly kissing Tori's temple—"Love you too,"—and moves on while Tori gives up and rolls on her back.
"So as I was saying—you're listening, right?" Tori nods, "Right. So this dildo comes in orange, yellow, pink, purple, blue, and red. And it's got these pretty beads—"
"Well that's a relief!" Tori snaps, waving a hand in the air for emphasis, "As long as it looks nice it's okay!"
"—that move—Oh! Oh, yeah, it's got this vibrating hea—"
"Girls!" Tori thanks her mother internally for cutting Jade off, "Soups on!"
Jade pouts, wishing she could've finished the description, but smiles nonetheless as she and Tori stand up. Tori shrieks when Jade slips her arms around her waist from behind, stuffing her nose in the crook of her neck. Against Tori's skin, Jade mutters.
"You're awesome, you know?"
Tori rolls her eyes, smiling, "And you're weird."
Jade grins, lips grazing Tori's shoulder as Mrs. Vega calls out again, "Jade! Tori! Lunch!"
Tori pushes Jade away, not really wanting her mom to find them, and blinks furiously, tucking some hair behind her ears. Jade grins, grasping her hand and quickly leans in before whispering.
"I got the yellow one."
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A/N: Something stupid and pointless because I'm having bouts of Writer's Block for the Guide and Reversed. *huffs*
Anyways, I highly doubt this is considered a fanfic. Might take it down.