Harry Potter Does Dallas: Red hot Muggle-on-Muggle Action Trailer
At the start there is a relatively serene scene with Harry and Dumbledore. Then Dumbledore begins to speak.
"Harry there is much to learn this year…"
"Like what, O wise one?"
"You must learn… to do the Dallas… and strengthen your pimp hand."
And so there quest began.
He swapped his wand for a gun, cursing that he could conjure a magic stag but yet not cure his blindness…
He began to shoot old ladies and taking their muggle daughters… He drove stolen brooms and rapes a goblin… oh and a giant but we don't think he noticed…
And oh *various* members of the Malfoy family past and present *hem* Draco *hem* Dobby *hem*
Causing male pregnancy and Dobby to lay an egg… dying in the painful process like he'd eaten a football and had to shit it out again…
And then the muggle daughters and Malfoy… hehehe… 'copulate' and so on so forth until Harry remembered Dumbledores wise words.
"Do the Dallas Harry… the DALLAS!"
So he pimp-handed the muggles and shot them. Malfoy began to run realizing his lover was not who he seemed. Harry shot him and made love to his rotting segments of corpse… He wasn.t sure if it was the arsehole or not… but there was nothing on the internet he wouldn't masturbate to… damn sexy Hussein… and that David Cameron webcast… Hmmmmmm…