Spongebob & Sandy were karate-ing each other. Sandy hit Spongebob, he fell. Sandy brought out a chain-saw and chopped Spongebob in half.
"Finally my deed is done, I shall report to Doctor Drakken now." Sandy said, taking out a cell phone that magically works under water.
"Hello," Shego answered.
"Hey Shego, it's Sandy Cheeks, is Drakken around?" Sandy replied.
"Yea one minute, Drakken the squirrel's on the phone." Shego said.
"Sandy,
did you complete you're task?" He asked.
"Yes, the deed
is done. Why did you want Spongebob dead anyways?" Sandy
questioned.
"Oh I didn't, some guy named Stephen Hillenburg did." Drakken replied.
"WHAT? Why would the creator of Spongebob Squarepants, one of the most popular cartoon, want the star dead?" Sandy asked.
"IDK, my bff Shego?" Drakken replied.
"I'M NOT UR BFF!!" Shego yelled.
"Wat up wit the txt lingo?" Sandy asked.
"IDK, rotf, this is fun." Drakken replied.
"Oh no, my fish bowl helmet just opened up mysteriously. I dead now." Sandy said before falling to the ground, DEAD!
"That was weird." Drakken said as he hung up. Then somewhere far away didn't listen to the BIG RED BUTTON AND BLEW UP THE ENTIRE WORLD, and yes that's underwater too.