KxM fangirl here.
Nothing's mine, just this overworked imagination and the overused monster laptop named Dumbo.
Surely Saionji Kanata is a man for whom any woman would want to bid! Blisteringly handsome and immensely successful, the corporate lawyer is the possible heir to Espada, his father's sprawling ranch – and he's up for grabs at a charity auction.
But when Kouzuki Miyu wins Kanata for the weekend, she doesn't claim her prize. Why has the cool blond beauty staked thousands of dollars on Kanata… and then just walked away? Kanata is determined to pursue the lady who bought him, and exact his own price!
HER PRIZE, HIS MISTRESS
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Saionji Kanata stood in the wings of the improvised stage at the Hotel Paradise, a hint of defiance in the rake of his jaw, waiting to be auctioned off to the highest bidder.
And wasn't that a hell of a thing for a man to be doing on a beautiful Thursday night in early June? Kanata thought grimly.
He ran his fingers through his hair, and then smoothed his hand down the lapel of his tux. He couldn't see the crowd in the elegant ballroom but he could damn well hear it, every feminine hoot, whistle and catcall. This was the crème de la crème of L.A. society, Santa Kurosu had said. Maybe so. But they sure sounded pretty down-and-dirty from where Kanata stood.
The wheedling drone of the auctioneer's voice oozed from the loudspeakers from a comb on a hot Texas day.
"What'm-I-bid, what'm-I-bid, ladies, c'mon, c'mon, don't be shy, don't hold back. Win the man of your dreams for the weekend."
Shy? Kanata snorted. Based on what he'd been hearing for the past hour, the women gathered in the ballroom were about as shy as a herd of buffalo and about as delicate in making their wants known. They cheered, they laughed, they hooted and hollered until the gavel game down and then they applauded and whistled until Kanata figured the noise level was enough to have the riot cops bust the place. And then they started up all over again, when the next hapless victim was shoved out on stage.
Not that all the Bachelors for Bucks had to be pushed. Lots of them went willingly, grinning and throwing kisses to the crowd.
"Hey, man," one guy had said, after a look at Kanata's glum expression, "it's all for charity, right?"
Right, Kanata thought, his scowl darkening. But the guy with the smile had probably volunteered for this nonsense. Kanata hadn't. And to make things even worse, the luck of the draw was sending him out on that stage last.
How, he thought, how had he let himself get talked into this mess?
"Sold!" The auctioneer's triumphant shout and the smack of his gavel were drowned out in a burst of cheers and applause.
"Another one gone," a voice mumbled, and Kanata turned as a skinny blond guy stepped up beside him, his Adam's apple bobbing as he adjusted his tie. "Man, I'd rather be going for a root canal."
"You got that right," Kanata said.
"Now, now, gentlemen." Peggy Jean, who'd cheerfully introduced herself as "your friendly slave mistress for the evening" when they'd all been introduced, tweaked the skinny guy's cheek. "You just relax, go on out there and have yourself some fun."
"Fun?" the guy said, "Fun?"
"Fun," Peggy repeated, and she put her hand in the middle of his back and gently pushed him out of the wings and onto the stage.
The roar of the audience sent the blood right to Kanata's head.
Peggy smiled. "Hear that?"
"Yeah," Kanata said, with what he hoped would pass for a smile. "Sounds like a pack of hyenas on a blood trail."
Peggy giggled. "You got that right." She took a step back, and then eyeballed Kanata from the top of his sun-streaked chestnut hair to the toes of his shiny black boots. "My oh my, handsome. They're gonna go nuts when they spot you."
She grinned, and Kanata tried to return it.
"Don't tell me a hunk like you is nervous," Peggy said.
"No," Kanata said, lying through his teeth. "Why would I be nervous about going out on that stage in front of a million screaming women to get myself auctioned off?"
Peggy laughed. "It's all for a good cause," she said over her shoulder as she hurried away, "And you'll get snapped up in a second."
Yeah, Kanata thought, oh, yeah. That's what he'd been telling himself all night – that, and the fact that he was a sane man, a normal, healthy, sane, thirty-two-year-old attorney. A bachelor, yes…but a bachelor who liked to choose his own women.
And choose them, he did. All the time. If he had any problems with women, it was getting them to understand, when the moment of truth came, that all good things came to an end. Relationships between the sexes weren't meant to last forever. A bad marriage and a worse divorce had finally taught him what the lessons of his childhood hadn't but those two blips in the road were long behind him.
It wasn't as if he was opposed to women coming on to him. He like a little aggressiveness in a woman, in bed and out. He found it sexy.
But a woman hitting on a guy she spotted at a party was one thing. Bidding for him, as if he were a slab of meat…
That was something else.
He'd been conned. And it had happened during a partners meeting at Sawada, Cohen and Vittali a few months ago.
If only he'd realized that Santa Kurosu was setting him up.
"Hey, Saionji," Santa had said casually, as he bit into a bagel, "I was talking about you the other day with some guys from Haruya and Murphy."
"Ah," Kanata had said, with a smile, "were they telling you how much they wish I'd accepted a partnership there instead of here?"
Santa chuckled. "Actually, we were talking about the Bachelors for Bucks thing. You know, the annual charity auction?"
"That's still going on?"
"Yup." Santa buttered the other half of his bagel. "They're figuring the new guy they hired is gonna come in at an all-time high bid."
"No way," one of the other partners said.
Santa shrugged. "They're taking bets he will, John. They figure nobody can beat him, considering his record."
"What record?" John reached for the sweetener. "The guy talks too much, you know what I mean? Any man blabs endlessly about all the broads in his life, well, right away, I have my doubts. No man has that much time, much less stamina." John grinned. "Well, except for ol' Kanata, here."
Santa nodded thoughtfully. "I agree." He shot Kanata a look. "But Kanata never talks. Never lets us in on what he's been doing, and who and how often he's been doing it with."
Kanata looked up from his coffee and grinned."I am an man of honor," he said. "I never talk about my women." His grin broadened. "And the silence just kills you, pal, doesn't it?"
"But," Santa said, undeterred, "we all know what a stud our Kanata is. Talk about his latest conquest is a staple in the secretaries' lunchroom. We spot the newest lady getting out of a taxi in front of the building at quitting time." He grinned. "And we watch the bouquets of long-stemmed roses fly out of the florist's shop next door; when Kanata decides it's time to dump a broad."
"Please," Kanata said, his hand to his heart. "I'd never send roses."
"So, what do you send?"
The partners all looked up from their coffee. Old man Sawada was the one who'd asked the question. It was the first time he'd said a word during a meeting in six months.
"Whatever flowers seem appropriate for that particular lady," Kanata said, and smiled. "And something small but tasteful, with a rose that says—"
"Thanks, but no thanks," Sawada suggested, and everyone laughed.
"The thing is," Santa said, "I told the guys from Haruya and Murphy that they could boast all they like about their man getting the high bid, considering that our man didn't even enter."
"Which he hadn't, and isn't," Kanata said firmly.
"Oh, I know that. We all know that. Right, boys?"
Later, Kanata would remember that everybody in the room, even the two female partners, nodded vigorously, then put their heads down as if on cue. But right at that moment, Santa's comments had seemed casual.
"And they said?"
Santa sighed. "They said that we're all lawyers, and we should know better than to present a case with nothing but hearsay evidence."
Someone groaned. Someone else laughed, but old man Sawada narrowed his rheumy eyes and leaned forward in his chair at the head of the boardroom table.
"And, Santa?"
"And," Santa said, after a barely perceptible pause, "they challenged us. They said we should put our boy, Kanata, on the block."
"No way," Kanata said quickly.
"Then they said, we'll really see which guy wins." He paused dramatically. "And the firm that loses had to treat the other to a gold weekend at Pebble Beach."
"Cool," somebody said, and then a wild cheer went up around the walnut-paneled room.
"Now, wait just a minute," Kanata had started to say, but old man Sawada was already smiling across the table and assuring Kanata that they all knew he'd carry their banner high into battle, and make them proud to be partners in Sawada, Cohen and Vittali.
Trapped, Kanata thought grimly. It had been a conspiracy. Old man Sawada had probably been the only one not in on the scheme. Not that it mattered. There'd been no way out of the setup, not without hearing about it forever from the rest of the partners. And so now here he was, a man about to go onstage before a crowd of estrogen-crazed females like a lamb being led to the slaughter, and if he came in at a penny lower than five grand – which was what Haruya and Murphy's entry had gone for—he'd never live it down.
"I didn't really have a choice," he'd said to his kid brother, over the phone. "Anyway, it's for a good cause. All the money raised goes to children's hospitals."
"Sure," Saku had said, and then he'd snorted.
"What?"
"Well, I was just thinking…" Saku's voice took on the soft, Texas drawl of their childhood. "It's kind of like a bull bein' auctioned off to a herd of heifers."
"It's a legitimate auction," Kanata had said coldly, and slammed down the phone. Then he'd picked it up, punched in the code for Saku's Boston number again and said, before Saku could say a word, that he should have known better than to have expected sympathy from his own flesh and blood.
"You got it, bro," Saku had replied, and laughed until, at last, Kanata had laughed, too, and said how bad would it really be…
Kanata shuddered. "Bad," he whispered, and closed his eyes.
All the senior partners and associates were in the audience. The clerks and the secretaries were waiting by their telephones, eager to her how their entry did because this thing had taken on a life of its own, with side bets, pool bets….
How much would he go for? Would he top the Haruya and Murphy guy? Where would he place in the overall standings? Would the woman who "bought" him be good-looking? A ten, on the nutty scale the secretaries had drawn up? A five? Or, as his own secretary had explained, with a shudder, would a two or even a one be the winner?
Kanata groaned.
Unless he went for the right price, to the right female, he'd never live it down. And there was just no way to tell how things would go, once he got on stage and put his fate in the hands of the auctioneer and the wild-women masquerading as solid citizens. Why hadn't he had the brains to set thing up? Bought a ticket for Sally—no, not Sally. He'd just sent her a bouquet of dog-toothed violets and an eight ounce bottle of Chanel. Okay, then. Belma. He could have bought Belma a ticket, told her to bid a thousand bucks more than whatever the Haruya and Murphy guy went for and he'd pay her back—with interest.
Except, what good was a bet, if you had to cheat to win it?
There was no choice except to leave the bidding up to fate. And he, of all people, knew that fate wasn't always kind, not even for an event as silly as this.
"Your turn next, Cowboy."
Kanata jerked upright at the sound of Peggy's voice.
"Great," he said stiffly. "The sooner we get this over with, the better."
"Want me to take a peek at the house? Tell you who hasn't bought herself a hunk yet and looks s if she might be willing to pay a decent price for you?"
"It's unimportant," he said, with dignity, and she laughed.
"Move over, and let me look."
"Look? Look where?"
"There's a tine crack, right here…." Peggy slipped up beside him and put her eye to the wall. "Aha!"
"Aha, what?" Kanata asked, despite his best intentions to appear disinterested.
"There are definitely some—what do you guys call them now? Foxes? Babes?"
"Attractive women," Kanata said with dignity, and sent up a silent thank-you.
"Yeah, I'll bet. Okay, then, handsome, there are some attractive women." She sighed. "And some so-so's."
"Well," Kanata said valiantly, "that's fine."
"And…" Peggy stiffened. "Uh-oh."
Kanata froze. "Uh-oh, what?"
"Uh-oh, there's a lady right in the center who, uh, who probably has a great personality. A terrific personality, you might say."
"I'm sure she has," Kanata said bravely.
"And I'm sure the woman with the feather boa and the rhinestone tiara at the table right behind her will fascinate you no end."
"Oh." His shoulders slumped. "As bad as that?"
"And then there's the green-eyed blonde who just walked in. oh, I hate her on sight! Great hair. Great face. Great bod, from what I can see of it. Mark my words, Cowboy. Any woman who looks like that probably has the intellect of a potato."
Kanata laughed. "Meow."
"I'm just being honest. You get looks like that and, to compensate, you get empty space between your ears. And the disposition of a weasel."
"A weasel, huh?" Kanata grinned. "Whoever said women were the gentle sex didn't know what he was talking about."
"Well, it's the truth." Peggy stepped closer, smoothed down his lapels. "So you do yourself a favor, Cowboy. Go on out there and play to the crowd. To the—what'd you call 'em?—the 'attractive women.' Heck, if you're feeling generous, maybe even to the, uh, the lady with the terrific personality." She smiled. "Forget about the Ice Princess."
Kanata smiled, too. Suddenly, with the moment of truth upon him, he saw all his worries for the foolishness they were. And he owed the revelation to Peggy.
He took her hand and bowed over it.
"Ah, Slave Mistress, you have my heartfelt gratitude. To hell with Pebble Beach and my reputation."
"Huh?"
"Never mind." He lifted her fingers to his lips. "Too bad you're not out there bidding, m'love. I'd be honored to be yours for the weekend."
Peggy blushed furiously and pulled her fingers free of his just as the gavel sounded and the crowd roared.
"You'll do lots better than me," she said, and gently shoved him toward the stage. "Go on, handsome. Get out there and knock 'em dead."
Which was exactly what Kanata decided he'd do.
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