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Scary Stories told by Naruto and Team 7: A Naruto one shot

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Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi were sitting around the campfire they were on a mission and it was Halloween Night the best night ever. So the four ninjas decided to stop for the night in a forest outside of the location where they were to meet Gaara and a Genin team from the sand for a survival exercise. So first is Naruto's Story: The Ghost of the Dead Maiden of the Whirlpool Village.

'On Halloween night in the Whirlpool Village many years ago there was a beautiful maiden named Kashina. She was the envy of every boy in the village. Well on that night a crazy obsessed boy came up and stabbed the maiden in the chest claiming that since she broke his heart he'd broke hers. Though she was great pain she forgave the boy and told him it wasn't his fault(tho it was) and to run, but the boy just stood there looking at the maiden trying to think of what to do when the maiden's maid came to the scene and seeing her mistress on the ground with a knife stick out from her chest right thru her heart the maid ran for help with the boy huddled in the corner quietly crying to himself til he fell asleep. After that the boy was charged with murder he was sentenced for 25 years in jail, but when he was about to be punished a weird phenomenon accorded and an image of the girl was seen throughout the village and it said "Free the boy for he did what he did in an act of love/ depression/ etc. but don't hurt him he shouldn't be harm because of me again. So the boy was set free but had to go to a shrink for the rest of his life and the girls appearance appears every Halloween on the hour of the dead saying "don't forget thou's promise to thee"' Naruto said ending his story with a Noh mask on trying to scare Sakura and succeeding because she was almost asleep.

"Dope you think that is scary here is my story: The Truth of the Itachi Uchicha Massacre . . . " Sasuke said beginning his story when Naruto interrupted

"This better not be another story of how Itachi killed the Uchicha Clan is it?" Naruto said

"No . . . well yes . . . Shut up at least mine is better than yours DOPE" Sasuke said "as I was saying 'one night my awesome older brother came and killed him and the truth is the reason I feel so guilty is because I knew of his plans months before and I didn't tell anyone.' See Naruto I told you my story was 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.99 times better then yours right Sakura" Sasuke said " Sakura . . . Kakashi Sensei . . . " Sasuke then turned around and saw the two a sleep(not together but yeah they had their sleeping bags on opposite sides of the campfire and SO QUITTING ACTING SO EFFING PERVERTED GUYS)

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Yeah I know that was retarded but I have writers block and had to do something retarded and so yeah Thanks for reading I VERY MUCH APPRECIATED THAT AND PLZ READ AND REVIEW