12 days of Christmas
A Naruto Fanfic
NOTICE: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY CHAR! Its all on Masashi Kishimoto!
All Rights Served.
AN: I'd like to thank those who will be reading this. Thank you for reading (I was only able to write thanks to the chicken meal given to me in school. I know its random. Hahaha).
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Shino: On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A partridge in a pear tree.
Naruto: Where's the tree?!
Shino: My insects ate it.
All: …
Hinata:On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
2 stuffed bunnies
And
A Partridge in a pear tree!
Ten-Ten: Hinata! You were great out there!
Naruto: I didn't know you had a nice voice all along Hinata!
Hinata faints….
Naruto: Did I say something wrong?
Ten-ten: Its better not to know it.
Sakura:On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
3 soldier pills
2 stuffed bunnies
And
A partridge in a pear tree!
Naruto: Why soldier pills sakura?!
Sasuke: Whats wrong with soldier pills?
Naruto: -whispers- Just taste it Teme.
Sasuke took a bite. Then he puked continuously like hell.
Sakura: Whats wrong Sasuke?
Sai: Its just the soldier pill.
Sakura: ?
Ten-Ten:On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
4 weapon scrolls
3 soldier pills
2 stuffed bunnies
And
A partridge in a pear tree!
Lee: Why weapon scrolls!? They will destroy your youth!
Neji: That's what she wants. Respect it.
Lee: . . .
Ten-ten blushes.
Lee:On the 5th day of Christmas Sakura gave to me:
5 DAYS OF YOUTH!
4 weapon scrolls
3 soldier pills
2 stuffed bunnies
And
A partridge in a pear tree!!
Ten-ten: uh, Lee, the tree is not there. Only the partridge.
Lee: Oh great tree of YOUTH! Where did you go?
Neji: It fell idiot.
Lee: Why???
Sakura: Shanroo!
She punched Lee and he now has a black eye.
Ten-ten: That answered the question.
Chouji:On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
6 packs of BBQ
5 days of youth!
4 weapon scrolls
3 soldier pills
2 stuffed bunnies
And
A partridge in a pear tree!
Naruto: AHHH!!!
Sasuke: What now dobe, the tree IS there?
Shikamaru: Its something about the tree.
Naruto: Where on earth are the pears!?!
Chouji burps.
Ino:On the 7th day of Christmas Sasuke gave to me:
7 blossomed bouquets
6 packs of BBQ
5 DAYS OF YOUTH!
4 weapon scrolls
3 soldier pills
2stuffed bunnies
And
A partridge in a pear tree!
Ino: Kyaa! Sasuke what do you think of it?
Sasuke: Its annoying. Get lost.
Ino runs sadly and Sakura smiles.
Kiba:On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
8 dogs are dancing
7 blossomed bouquets
6 packs of BBQ
5 DAYS OF YOUTH
4 weapon scrolls
3 soldier pills
2 stuffed bunnies
And
A partridge in a pear tree!
Akamaru barked.
Kiba: You liked it Akamaru?
Akamaru barks again.
Naruto: What's so special about dogs dancing when all it does is to bark and bite?
Kiba: Akamaru! Let's teach him a lesson!
Naruto: I can't believe…. Or expect that I'll be beaten ruthlessly like… this! Any…way…
On the 9th day of Christmas my truelove gave to me:
9 bowls of ramen
8 dogs are dancing
7 blossomed bouquets
6 packs of BBQ
5 DAYS OF YOUTH
4 weapon scrolls
3 soldier pills
2 stuffed bunnies
And
A partridge in a pear tree!
Naruto: I want ramen.
Sakura: Then go to Ichiraku's!
Naruto: But I don't have money for it!
Sasuke: Even if they the dobe does, he can't leave.
Naruto: TEME!
Sai: On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
10 books for reading
9 bowls oframen
8 dogs are dancing
7 blossomed bouquets
6 packs of BBQ
5 DAYS OF YOUTH
4 weapon scrolls
3 soldier pills
2 stuffed bunnies
And
A partridge in a pear tree!
Naruto: Sasuke! Where are you? Its your turn!
Sasuke: Right here you dobe.
Naruto: Why are you here! You're supposed to sing teme!
Sasuke: I don't want to sing you dobe.
Naruto: Oh come on teme! No fair!
Sai: For the first time, Naruto is right because if you don't sing, you'll get stuck with Karin under a mistletoe.
Sasuke: How are you so sure?
Sai: The authoress said so if you wont go caroling with us.
Sasuke: Fine.
Sasuke: On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
11 days of training
10 books to read
9 bowls of ramen
8 dogs are barking
7 blossomed bouquets
6 packs of BBQ
5 DAYS OF YOUTH
4 weapon scrolls
3 soldier pills
2 stuffed bunnies
And
A partridge in a pear tree.
Naruto: That wasn't so bad Teme!
Sakura: You were great Sasuke!
She smiled cheerfully and he blushed a little.
Sai: it says if you're speechless after a compliment, you were pleased.
He raised the book he was reading and Sasuke glared. Then Sakura laughed awkwardly.
Shikamaru: On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
12 clouds o swaying
All: 11 days of training
10 books to read
9 bowls of ramen
8 dogs are barking
7 blossomed bouquets
6 packs of BBQ
Lee:5 DAYS OF YOUTH!
Ten-ten:4 weapon scrolls
Sakura:3 soldier pills
Hinata:2 stuffed bunnies
ALL: AND…..
A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE!!!!!!!
And so all the Naruto character danced the can-can as they left….
Except for Sai and Sasuke. They just walked their way out.
That's all folks!
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AN: Thank you for reading!
And Maligayang Pasko sa inyong lahat!
(And a merry Christmas to you all!)
Oh and please review.