Too Small Of A Speedo!
I don't own any charactors in this story or any stores! So that'll have to be good enough!!!!!!
One clear sunny morning, Harry Potter awoke with a startle. This was because he had had the scariest dream he had ever dreamt in his whole entire life: Uncle Vernon in a Speedo!!!!!!!!! (Of course he had had a dream about Uncle Vernon in pink trousers but this was much worse!) Well, he was awake now so that didn't matter any more. He got up and dressed and then went down stairs, only to find what horrible, microscopic meal he was about to be served that he didn't even want to call breakfast. Today it was a jimmy, Dudley was screaming like a girl, which Harry found perfectly normal. Aunt Petunia was cutting up Dudley's jimmy while saying "Don't worry Dudleykins Mommy is going to cut the jimmy up so it will fit in your mouth!" "You mean it wouldn't fit in a gigantic mouth like that!" Thought Harry with a LOL. "WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT,YOU LITTLE THING YOU!" Howled Uncle Vernon. "Nothing, just a stupid dream I had." Lied Harry. "IT BETTER BE, 'CAUSE IF IT WAS A SMART DREAM I WOULD HAVE HAD YOUR HEAD FOR IT!!!!" Yelled Uncle Vernon.Uncle Vernon motion for quiet. "I have an anouncement to make, we are all going to KMart to buy me a new Speedo bathing suit! Even monkey boy here!!!!!", aparently talking about Harry. No one dared to question him.
At the store.....
Harry was scared stiff, aspecialy when Uncle Vernon came out of the dressing room, Harry was forced to tell him how it loooked on him.(Dudley was to scared to.) "How do I look now, BIRDBRAIN!!!" Uncle Vernon screeched. "Er.....er.....er.....f....f...f...fine..................." Harry said, terrified. Then Harry was about to tell him how he lookrd in this Speedo, and then it was very clear to him, he ran out of the store and lived a MUCH happier life with Ron.
THE END
I don't own any charactors in this story or any stores! So that'll have to be good enough!!!!!!
One clear sunny morning, Harry Potter awoke with a startle. This was because he had had the scariest dream he had ever dreamt in his whole entire life: Uncle Vernon in a Speedo!!!!!!!!! (Of course he had had a dream about Uncle Vernon in pink trousers but this was much worse!) Well, he was awake now so that didn't matter any more. He got up and dressed and then went down stairs, only to find what horrible, microscopic meal he was about to be served that he didn't even want to call breakfast. Today it was a jimmy, Dudley was screaming like a girl, which Harry found perfectly normal. Aunt Petunia was cutting up Dudley's jimmy while saying "Don't worry Dudleykins Mommy is going to cut the jimmy up so it will fit in your mouth!" "You mean it wouldn't fit in a gigantic mouth like that!" Thought Harry with a LOL. "WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT,YOU LITTLE THING YOU!" Howled Uncle Vernon. "Nothing, just a stupid dream I had." Lied Harry. "IT BETTER BE, 'CAUSE IF IT WAS A SMART DREAM I WOULD HAVE HAD YOUR HEAD FOR IT!!!!" Yelled Uncle Vernon.Uncle Vernon motion for quiet. "I have an anouncement to make, we are all going to KMart to buy me a new Speedo bathing suit! Even monkey boy here!!!!!", aparently talking about Harry. No one dared to question him.
At the store.....
Harry was scared stiff, aspecialy when Uncle Vernon came out of the dressing room, Harry was forced to tell him how it loooked on him.(Dudley was to scared to.) "How do I look now, BIRDBRAIN!!!" Uncle Vernon screeched. "Er.....er.....er.....f....f...f...fine..................." Harry said, terrified. Then Harry was about to tell him how he lookrd in this Speedo, and then it was very clear to him, he ran out of the store and lived a MUCH happier life with Ron.
THE END