To all fans: An apology, in advance, to anyone who is offended by the contents of this fic. The author (also known as theretard5892 or Mird) did not write this with the motive of insulting people. Flames will be laughed at and ignored, seeing as they tend to be a little bit stupid. Those who can't take a joke are jokes themselves.
Chapter One
Roy-Winry
"Colonel, you have a call from an outside line."
Roy nodded. "Let it through." Riza handed him the phone, giving him a silent warning to make it quick and not neglect his paperwork.
"Hello?"
"Hi, this is Winry Rockbell. Ed's mechanic. I was wondering, is he in Central right now? It seems like you'd be the person to know. He needs to come in for maintenance soon."
"No, he's on a mission, but I'll tell him when he comes back. Good bye."
"Good bye."
And so began the beautiful relationship between Roy and Winry.