A/N: Oh man, I just realized what a little review-beggar I was when I first wrote this (not so long ago, sadly… DX). Going back and fixing up the author's notes now. I think I'll redo the beginning of the story at some point, too, just because the first couple of chapters are absolutely horrendous - I had no clue what I was doing. XD
disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own South Park - Trey Parker and Matt Stone do. I do, however, own all the seasons on DVD, so that's good enough for me.
Prologue
Kyle, Wendy, Cartman, Butters, Bebe, and Stan. They each have a secret that no one knows – no one except me. They're not big secrets, not like… matters of life and death or anything like that. But still… they're important to them, I guess. All it would take is for me to tell just one of their secrets, and all six of their worlds would come crashing down. But I'm not that kinda person. That's why they all trust me, I guess, even though I can barely handle my own secret...
But they all trust me anyway because I'm Kenny. Kenny, the quiet kid, Kenny, the poor kid with no best friend, Kenny, the kid who's dead half the time so he barely has a chance to tell a secret anyway.