Set during season 10, I own nothing! Follow up to 'Transcripts', heavy Crowley/Dean - dialogue only! Let me know what you think, and be warned there is some bad language and sexy time talk..! Review if you like!
Call One
"Crowley can't come to the phone right now, please leave you're message after the beep. Beep."
"This isn't your voicemail."
"Beep."
"Goddamn it!"
"Okay, you got me, now what can I do for my least hated Winchester?"
"You can – wait, 'least hated'?"
"Dry your eyes, princess. You were saying?"
"I was saying, you jackass, that it's just a, uh, a social call."
CRACKLE
"I'm sorry the reception in Hell is, well, hell. Could you swing that by me again?"
"You haven't been in touch since – a while. So I thought I'd call you."
"Ha."
"What do you mean 'ha'?"
"Nothing, nothing, just a loud exhalation. So you thought you call little old me, eh? I'm flattered."
"Don't be, I'm regretting it already."
"Then hang up."
SILENCE
"Would you just stop with the verbal torture already? You know damn well why I'm calling."
"Yes, but I want you to say it, Dean. Use your words."
"I'm going to rip you to pieces when I see you next."
"Very nice, but not the answer I was looking for, looks like you won't be winning today's star prize."
"Come see me, Crowley."
"Better, but I'm afraid I'm already otherwise engaged."
"Are you freaking kidding me?"
"Whatever do you m-"
"You know what I'm essentially offering here, and you're turning me down?"
"Raincheck, darling?"
CALL ENDED