Pretty Fly for a Pilot
(to the tune of Pretty Fly for a White Guy, by offspring, duh)
(I'm mostly to blame, but you can't just blame me with this one, Kailer helped too! Please excuse all typos: I wrote this kind of quickly.)
Chorus- Let's go beat up Oz! Okay, okay!
Let's go beat up Oz! Okay, okay!
Let's go beat up Oz! Okay, okay!
And all the people say I'm pretty fly- for a pilot!
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei Wufei, Zechs.
We've had some Gundam pilots
Quite some time ago
But most of 'em have died
And the others were too slow!
But we hadn't seen Heero
And we hadn't met Zechs
Then we found four others
And together they're the best!
So how's by you?
Have you seen Heero Yuy?
He's got a gun and Gundam
And some really kick-a** moves!
And you can't make him stop
Working on that laptop
He hacks all day, he hacks all day!
Says 'omae o kursosu'
And you turn into toast
That's why he's alive
And the Ozzies are all ghosts!
And have you
Seen Duo too?
Calls himself Shinigami and
He talks until he's blue!
So don't you mess
With the 'God of Death'!
He talks all day, he talks all day!
Has a braid as long
As the road to Hong Kong
He wears all black
And looks like a demon bat.
Get in your mobile suit
And hey hey do that Heero thing!
Chorus
When he's being an assassin
You really shouldn't miss
He shoots that gun and makes a sound
That sounds a lot like this - DIE!
But when he's not killing,
He's actually quite cool:
You shoulda heard about the time
He hacked into that school!
So how's by you?
Have you seen Trowa, too?
He's a part time clown
In a part time circus crew
He's the "Silent One"
'Cause he talks to none!
He's stuck on mute, he's stuck on mute!
He's got funky hair
And I call him 'Circus Bear'!
And he can really kick butt
When he's in that Gundam there!
And so have you
Seen Quatre, too?
He's a non-alcoholic
and an Arab still to boot
If he you want to please,
Hand him a cup of tea,
He loves his tea, he loves his tea!
He's good with violins
As well as weapons!
And if you call him a girl,
He'll do anything but grin!
Get in your mobile suit
And hey hey do that Heero thing!
Chorus
I find it quite amazing
To see how good they are
In the hall of wreaking havoc,
These pilots are the stars!
And if you see an Ozzie
Dead, or else in fear
Look into the sky and
Say "Gundam Wing was here!"
So hows by you?
Have you seen Wufei, too?
He's a solitary dragon
And he loves his Nantaku!
And I must say
He's for justice all the way!
He needs justice, he needs justice!
He's an Asian dude
And he eats Chinese food
If he saw a fork
He wouldn't know what to do
Get in your mobile suit
Don't you have a mobile suit?
Grab that mobile suit,
And hey hey do that Heero thing!
(to the tune of Pretty Fly for a White Guy, by offspring, duh)
(I'm mostly to blame, but you can't just blame me with this one, Kailer helped too! Please excuse all typos: I wrote this kind of quickly.)
Chorus- Let's go beat up Oz! Okay, okay!
Let's go beat up Oz! Okay, okay!
Let's go beat up Oz! Okay, okay!
And all the people say I'm pretty fly- for a pilot!
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei Wufei, Zechs.
We've had some Gundam pilots
Quite some time ago
But most of 'em have died
And the others were too slow!
But we hadn't seen Heero
And we hadn't met Zechs
Then we found four others
And together they're the best!
So how's by you?
Have you seen Heero Yuy?
He's got a gun and Gundam
And some really kick-a** moves!
And you can't make him stop
Working on that laptop
He hacks all day, he hacks all day!
Says 'omae o kursosu'
And you turn into toast
That's why he's alive
And the Ozzies are all ghosts!
And have you
Seen Duo too?
Calls himself Shinigami and
He talks until he's blue!
So don't you mess
With the 'God of Death'!
He talks all day, he talks all day!
Has a braid as long
As the road to Hong Kong
He wears all black
And looks like a demon bat.
Get in your mobile suit
And hey hey do that Heero thing!
Chorus
When he's being an assassin
You really shouldn't miss
He shoots that gun and makes a sound
That sounds a lot like this - DIE!
But when he's not killing,
He's actually quite cool:
You shoulda heard about the time
He hacked into that school!
So how's by you?
Have you seen Trowa, too?
He's a part time clown
In a part time circus crew
He's the "Silent One"
'Cause he talks to none!
He's stuck on mute, he's stuck on mute!
He's got funky hair
And I call him 'Circus Bear'!
And he can really kick butt
When he's in that Gundam there!
And so have you
Seen Quatre, too?
He's a non-alcoholic
and an Arab still to boot
If he you want to please,
Hand him a cup of tea,
He loves his tea, he loves his tea!
He's good with violins
As well as weapons!
And if you call him a girl,
He'll do anything but grin!
Get in your mobile suit
And hey hey do that Heero thing!
Chorus
I find it quite amazing
To see how good they are
In the hall of wreaking havoc,
These pilots are the stars!
And if you see an Ozzie
Dead, or else in fear
Look into the sky and
Say "Gundam Wing was here!"
So hows by you?
Have you seen Wufei, too?
He's a solitary dragon
And he loves his Nantaku!
And I must say
He's for justice all the way!
He needs justice, he needs justice!
He's an Asian dude
And he eats Chinese food
If he saw a fork
He wouldn't know what to do
Get in your mobile suit
Don't you have a mobile suit?
Grab that mobile suit,
And hey hey do that Heero thing!