Attention, dearest readers. What you are about to witness is a never-before-seen tale of adventure, insanity, and perhaps even love.
But probably not.
This, my friends, is a crackfic, and as such will be filled with randomness and much Out of Character. We wish you a good day and hope that you enjoy our little story. But if you don't, we express our sincerest apologies, and are not liable for your boredom.
Best wishes,
Kiryami
Crayon.Gumdrop