So, it's Natalie-Jayne-Cullen's birthday on the 21st of May. I promised I'd write her a fanfiction for her birthday. So here it is. Happy Birthday Natalie!

Anyways, this is based when the Cullens move to a new place, new school and everything.

**spoilers** for Breaking Dawn if you haven't read it yet.

Emmett bounded over to the table like a six-foot-high puppy.

"Hi guys!" Emmett grinned. Pretty scarily actually.

There was silence. Emmett looked confused. Every Cullen at the table just stared blankly at him.

"What? Have I got something on my face?"

Bella broke the silence. "Emmett, did you know you are suffocating a small girl with your armpit?"

"Oh, her?" The girl gasped for breath as Emmett released her from the vice like grip. "This is Natalie. Say hello, Natalie."

"Erm… Hello…" She started to back away slightly, but Emmett grabbed her wrist.

"Emmett, why did you bring her to us?" Rosalie eyed her suspiciously. She didn't want another Bella and Edward episode. Especially not involving her man.

"She's my new friend, aren't you Natalie?" Emmett repeated his freakish grin. Natalie whimpered, and mouthed to Alice "Help me!"

"Emmett, I think you should let her go now. She has other friends as well, you know." She nodded in the direction of a table of girls, all watching with puzzled expressions on their faces. Natalie looked over at the table longingly. Emmett was scary.

"Ohhhh… okay. But let me just show you this one thing."

"Erm, okay… does it involve Natalie?" Bella looked nervous. She new what Emmett could be like. After her newborn strength had worn off a little, Emmett had almost ripped her arm off in their daily arm-wrestling match.

"Of course it does, silly. Natalie can do an awesome trick. Show them Natalie!"

"I don't want to Emmett… can I go now?"

Emmett turned to face Natalie. He made his eyes really big and pleading. He wobbled his bottom lip, just a tiny bit. "Please, Natalie? Just this once? You can forget about me after that." Emmett sniffed loudly.

"Errrm… okay… but if I do it now, I won't ever have to do it again?"

"No."

"Promise?"

"I promise."

"Erm… okay then…"

Emmett's face visibly lit up.

"YEAAH! Go Natalie!"

"Oh good god Emmett…" Alice had seen what was about to happen.

Natalie inhaled deeply.

"Toge-toge… toge-prrrrrrrriiiiiii!"

Emmett creased over laughing. Everyone else just stared on with blank expressions.

Natalie glowed bright red and slinked off back to the table with her friends.

"Emmett…" Edward blinked.

"AHAHAA…yeah… haha…"

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?"

"Haa…it…it was…hahaa… it was a T…hahahahaaa…"

"Emmett, just spit it out."

"It was a Togepi! HAHAHHAAAA!"

Jasper turned to Edward and said in a loud Stage whisper, "What the hell is a Togepi?"

Edward replied in the same stage whisper.

"I don't have a bloody clue."

"I think it's some sort of Pokemon."

"How would you know that, Bella?" Jasper grinned accusingly.

"When I was a kid… I loved Pokemon…" Bella registered the looks on the others' faces. Apart from Emmett. He was on the floor, roaring with laughter. "What? Do vampires not watch Pokemon or something?!"

And yes, Natalie really can do amazing impressions of various pokemon. Togepi is her best one though. XD