We all know our favorite idiotic Slytherin bodyguards, Crabbe and Goyle. I admire them so much that I took this chance to salute them. If Any of you know the Bud light "Real Men of Genius" song...you may sing along to it. :) Enj---.WAIT!... I don't own the song or Harry Potter...ok...Enjoy!
Crabbe and Goyle were on their way to the Great Hall. The stench of breakfast beckoned them.Their stomachs began to growl ever so loudly. When both boys arrived at their table, they each ravaged their meals. It was like feeding time at the zoo. Just as they were eating, random music began to play. Everyone in the Great Hall stopped what they were doing, and just listened to the tune.
Chorus: (Real Men of Genius)
"Today we salute you Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle."
Crabbe and Goyle froze. Confusion was written on their faces, along with crumbs and other specs of food.
"Some men help protect others from harm, you on the other hand cause HARM to others."
Chorus: (Respect us Slytherins!)
The two idiots looked at each other, open-mouthed.
"Nothing says, "Give me your money" with a quick punch or a kick in the face."
Chorus: (Give me your money or I'll punch you in the face!)
"Women wait their whole lives for a man to ask, "What's for dinner?". In both your cases.. anything roasted and smothered in chocolate is an ideal meal in Marriage."
Chorus: (Let's talk about food food food!)
"So crack open an ice cold Butterbeer...Oh beefy men. Your bellies may always grumble... but you'll always be our favorite Hogwarts Bullies...Vincent Crabbe and Greggory Goyle."
Chorus: (Real Men of Genius)
After the song ended, the whole school laughed.Crabbe and Goyle ran from the Great Hall and ran back for more food, in order to finish off in their common room.
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