"It's surprisingly hard to make a good cup of coffee isn't it?"
"H-Hide?" said a rather surprised Kaneki Ken.
Hey, Kaneki." said Hide, coming out of the shadows.
"Why are you here?" whispered Kaneki. "Oh, and this is an eye tattoo."
"Kaneki, stop pointing at your eye! I new like, the whole time and, for some strange reason, felt it best not to tell you." said Hide plainly.
"That still doesn't explain why you're here!" yelled Kaneki.
"Oh yeah. I guess the CCG was really desperate because, they asked me ,the mailman, to fight in this battle." said Hide.
"Are you hurt?" asked Kaneki.
"Yeah. I'm on like, the edge of death." answered Hide.
"Well in that case, I should get you to a doctor before you die." said Kaneki, picking up Hide.
"Owwww!" screamed Hide.
"What's wrong!?" yelled Kaneki.
"You put your hand right on my cut!" whispered Hide.
"Oh. Sorry..." said Kaneki, licking the blood off his hands.
" You're supposed to be saving me, not eating me!" yelled Hide.
"Oh yeah..." said Kaneki. "That's too bad... You really do taste good..."
As Kaneki carried Hide to a doctor, people were staring at them and making them feel uncomfortable.
"Where is the doctor anyway?" asked Kaneki.
"I dunno." answered Hide.
"I'll go ask that weird guy with the stitches." said Kaneki.
"Good idea." said Hide
"Hey, do you know where we can get some medical aid?" asked Kaneki.
"Hey! You're the ghoul I stole 300 yen from! Sorry about that! My name is Juuzou." He said.
"Well, were's the doctor, Juuzou?" said Kaneki.
"Your a dangerous ghoul aren't you? I'm surprised no one has attacked you yet. It's probably because of your friend." said Juuzou.
" YOU'RE NOT EVEN PART OF THIS SHIP! JUST TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND A DOCTOR!" screamed Kaneki.
"Fine. Over there." said Juuzou, pointing.
" Thank you!" said Kaneki running to where Juuzou pointed.
"Come on. I want a ship too." said Juuzou.
"Don't worry. You'll get one one day." said some random guy.
"AHHHH! Some random guy!" screamed Juuzou, running away.
"Is Hide going to be okay?" asked a very nervous Kaneki Ken.
"He'll be fine! Don't worry!" said the doctor.
"Good. Come on Hide, let's go home." said Kaneki, picking up Hide.
"It's alright Kaneki, I can walk." said Hide.
"Tough shit." said Kaneki, sticking out his tongue.
"That's extremely out of character!" whispered Hide.
"I know!" said Kaneki, walking to Hide's apartment.
"Well, we're here!" said Kaneki, walking into to Hide's apartment.
"Kaneki..." said Hide.
"Yes H-" said Kaneki, interrupted by Hide kissing him.
"Your adorable." said Hide.
"Thank you" said Kaneki, leaning over to kiss Hide.
"Kaneki I'v- Oh I see how it is! Your gay aren't you! You got my hopes up for nothing! Why are you so adorable!" said Touka Kirishma, bursting in the door.
"Hey, you're not the only one who thinks so!" said Hide, hugging Kaneki.
"Whatever!" yelled Touka, bursting into tears and running out the door.
"My Kaneki!" said Hide, hugging Kaneki.
"Anyway..." said Kaneki, kissing Hide.
"What's going on!" yelled Ayato Kirishima, bursting in the front door.
"Why are you here!" said Kaneki, breaking away from Hide.
"My sister is crying and yelling and telling me to beat you up!" answered Ayato.
"She's just jealous because I get Kaneki all to myself." said Hide.
"Do you want me to break all your bones this time?" asked Kaneki.
"I now support HideKane!" said Ayato.
"Good. Now leave!" screamed Kaneki.
Ayato ran out the door.
"Glad that's over." said Hide, hugging Kaneki.
"Me too." said Kaneki, kissing Hide.
"My Kaneki! What's this I hear!" said Shuu, running in the door.
"What the hell are you doing here!?" yelled Kaneki.
"Your Kaneki! My Kaneki!" screamed Hide.
"Go the hell away!" yelled Kaneki.
Shuu rushed out the door saying "I didn't know you were gay!"
"Let's lock the door this time." said Kaneki.
"Agreed." whispered Hide. "I'm tired."
"Let's go to bed Hide." said Kaneki, pecking Hide's cheek.