I'm writing another chapter of I'll Wait, but this popped into my mind, so i can't let the plot bunnies run away, am I right?
Disclaimer: I don't even know why I keep writing these things, it's pretty obvious.
Just dialogue, by the way.
"Potter, if you don't let go I'll make sure you'll never be able to hold anything again."
"But my dear Lilykins, don't you see your hand fits perfectly in mine? It's a sign!"
"Want a sign? I'll give you a sign."
"What the hell! Lily, please remove it."
"I don't think so; it suits you pretty well, actually."
"Can you please explain me, by Merlin's flowered knickers, how the words BIGGEST ARSEHOLE EVER look well on me?"
"But my dear Potterkins, don't you see that words fit perfectly on you?"
"Marry me, Evans."
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me, Evans."
"…"
"I'll take that as a yes. Besides, the ring looks beautiful on you."
"What ring…? Oh for the freakin' Lord, Potter. It has an attachment charm! I swear to Merlin you'll be the death of me someday."
"I feel the same way, Lily."
"This stupid thing still won't come off! Potter, where the hell did you get an engagement ring?"
"I bought it for my future wife, and in case you haven't realized, that's you."
"For Merlin's sake, Potter, we're sixteen! Beside, what makes you think I'll ever be your wife?"
"Because you will be. The simplest explanation is you are the woman I want for mother of my children. It's pretty obvious, don't you think?"
"Potter, the mother of your kids is going to like you. In case you haven't realized, I don't."
"Oh, I know that. You don't like me, you love me."
"Haha, Potter. Don't make me laugh. Anyway, where the hell did you get that idea from?"
"Sirius."
"Shit, I'm gonna kill that git."
"…"
"…"
"You kiss pretty well, actually."
"What? Did you ever hear otherwise?"
"Some time ago I ran into Melinda Jones, and she was telling her best friend how well you snogged, and I told her it was a pile of bullshit."
"Melinda Jones? I never snogged her! My shoe is smarter than her."
"I know that. But it's fun to see her annoyed."
"I can snog you."
"Be my guest."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Is my snogging skills still a pile of bullshit?"
"Yes, you snog better than I ever thought. Thank Merlin I'm smarter than your shoe."
"Marry me, Evans."
"I think I'm okay with dating right now."
"What? Evans, are you serious?"
"Nope, I'm Lily."
"Lily, would you go out with me?"
"…"
"…"
"I'll take that as a yes. The ring still looks beautiful on you. Don't you wanna keep it?"
"If it wasn't an engagement one, I would. Wow, James that is amazing! By the way, you are awesome in Transfiguration."
"I thought you would like better a bracelet."
"James, remove it. Now."
"I don't think so; it suits you pretty well, actually."
"Can you please explain me, by Merlin's flowered knickers, how the words PROPERTY OF THE BIGGEST ARSEHOLE EVER look well on me?"
"Because they're true."
"Good point."
So…? Did you like it? I think it's cute.
See you.
Love, me.