I must tell you one or two thing(s), which is the most important thing(s) you need to know: I absolutely DO NOT own NARUTO or the AKATSUKI ORPHAN. Naruto rightfully belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and the Akatsuki Orphan rightfully belongs to Jerica Lilith on deviantART. So do check out the comics this was based on.

Chapter One was based on this: .com/gallery/29378936#/d2wsdn i

Just minus the space. Only one space. I'm soooo last to do a lot of spaces since I just discovered that doing only one space does the trick too. :P

For some reason the Akatsuki adopted an Orphan!

Don't ask me why… Let's see how the Orphan will see the Akatsuki as family!

"WHAT? WHY?" Pain asked. Or rather yelled.

Let me describe Orphan: she is a little girl with long silver hair, beautiful golden eyes and is wearing the Akatsuki cloak. Full stop. Oh and she carries a Naruto doll (Note: It is now in Shippuden, so the Naruto doll is wearing Shippuden clothes) everywhere.

Orphan saw Pain and hugged him. "Daddy! 3" she announces. I asked WHY? Dammit! Pain thought.

Next she went to Deidara. "Mommy! ^.^" Deidara was like, WHA? And Orphan moved on to Hidan. "Uncle Hidan!" Orphan continued making the Akatsuki her family (kinda). "Family, huh? Ever heard of Jashin?" he asked. The Naruto doll seemed to be thinking, HIDAN!

Moving on to Kakuzu: "Grandpa?" Orphan asked as she pulled down Kakuzu's mask. "Hey! Don't touch the mask!" Kakuzu said as Orphan did that. Orphan went to Konan and announced, "Grandma! :3" Konan had a look of disbelief on her face. Poor Konan… MOVING ON!

Itachi picked Orphan up. "Nee-chan!" Orphan said happily. How ironic, Itachi thought. Orphan moved on to the masked man/boy. "Little brother!" she said as Tobi piggy-backed her (EPIC FAIL! [Grammar]). "Oh boy!" Tobi was excited to be Orphan's little brother.

The moment Orphan and Tobi saw Zetsu, they hid behind Itachi. "S-scary! Save us, Nee-chan!" Tobi said. (lol why is Tobi saying that, you may ask. Go see the original comic for yrself)"I think you lack friendly looking, Zetsu," Itachi said. Well, it was true. A plant man with some green saliva coming out from his mouth. That is definitely NOT friendly looking, am I right?

Orphan held up her Naruto doll. "You're my doll's boyfriend!" she said to Sasori. Sasori was all HUH? When she said that. Soon Orphan was telling Kisame that he was her pet while playing with his hair. "Why can't I be an uncle or something?" Kisame asked Orphan. That question was left unanswered, so you can guess that Orphan went with 'pet'.

SO after the Akatsuki officially became Orphan's [foster] family, she chaos begins.

Did you like it? Hate it? Simply think it's a waste of time? Loved it a lot? Tell me in reviews! I'll find a way to inform Jerica Lilith what you reviewed… so in a way, you're telling her what you think of her story too… be sure to check the original comics, tho! Until then,

Itachiz Waz Takenz