As I opened the door to my small apartment, I dropped off my tools, scrolls, and weapons onto the table, and plopped down on the couch with a sigh. Today was a load of shit, and that was the easiest explanation. In the morning I got back from a mission with Kakashi, Sai, and Sakura, where all we had to do was watch a freaking cat for a weekend, but hey Tsunade gave us a pretty good pay. So for the whole weekend I was bored out of my mind. Between getting cut by the cats claws and Sakura yelling at Sai and I for losing the cat, when she actually lost it might I add, all I did was sit on my ass. This job was made for Shikamaru, not me. Then when we got back I had Tsunade on my ass about how filthy my apartment was, so before I could collect my pay, I had to go home and clean. Then when I finally got it finished Tsunade spent my money on booze for herself, and refused to share. So I had to have Kakashi pay for my ramen once again. So now here I am, tiered, bored, and horny.

A sigh escaped my lips as I walked over to my bedroom and started to undress. When I was naked I grabbed the nearest towel, gave it a sniff to see if it was okay to use, and walked to the shower. Turning the water to the hottest I stepped into the falling drops and smiled at the warmth. I grabbed the soap and started to lather my body up. When I got down to my penis I felt it starting to harden up. Moaning, I pulled the foreskin back, and started to stroke up and down. As I started to quicken the motion I heard a voice in my head moan. The damn perverted Kyuubi, enjoying my private pleasures. There were times when he would let me go into heat, just so that he could force me to stay home and jack off all day long. Soon images started to come into my mind. Sasuke, bending on all fours, moaning as I pounded his tight, warm ass hole. Hearing him scream when I made him cum on the floor. Then a picture of Kiba getting pounded ruthlessly by a human clone of Akamaru, his primitive screams in pleasure echoing in his mind. Garra being pinned to the wall by one of Kankuro's puppet's, while the master twisted his nipples, Garra's cock threatening to explode at any moment.

With a final howl, my cock started to pump out streams of his spunk into the shower. It shot out about 4 times before it started to dribble and went flaccid. I started to pant from the lost feeling in my legs and fell to the bottom of the shower, the water hitting my head as my bare back lay in the remains of my seed.

"Well my little kit, how were the images?" Kyuubi asked.

"Fantastic, but you really do need to stop. Especially with your timing, I mean that mission was horrible because of you. I mean Sai is hot but really? While we shared a tent together? That was almost too much. I'm surprised I didn't rape the dude."

"It's not my fault you don't know how to handle yourself! But it was amusing to see that look you kept giving him. It reminded me of when I was a young demon in heat. I was such a beast that I would fuck anything in sight!" A low chuckle emerged from the deep voice of the beast.

"Yeah well that's not something we do in this century, Kyuu. Plus every time you make me go in heat, I think Kiba can smell it. I mean he is part of a Dog clan, so it would only make sense."

"Mmm, yes, well you should probably fix that soon, like now, because your dog boy is coming to the door. It's a shame, I can smell his musk from here. He would make for a perfect mate for you!" Kyuubi purred in my head. Ignoring the images he kept flashing in my head of a naked Kiba, I quickly put on a pair of boxers and shorts right as I heard a knocking on the door. As I opened the door the first thing that hit me was Kiba's smell. As it waffed in my nose I had to resist the urge to pop another boner. The thick musky smell and sweat made my mouth water. What I would do to suck him off, I thought.

"Hey Kiba!"

"Hey, hey, Naruto! Whats up," He asked. As I was about to answer I noticed him staring at my chest. His lips parted and licked them. A smile crossed my face as Kyuubi made more images float in my mind.

"Not much," I said as I casually let my hands fall down and adjust my junk, hoping he would notice. I looked up and saw him swallow and look back at my face quickly. "Why did you come over?"

"Ohh, Tsunade told Shikamaru and I to go around to all of the guys from the squad. She told us to tell you to get stuff packed for a month long mission. So yeah, you were the last guy to tell." He shifted his gaze down back to my hands, which were now messing around with my clothed junk more than needed, thanks Kyuu.

"What time do we need to meet?" My question snapped his attention back to my face.

"Ohh, umm, around 8 I think," He chuckled after he said it.

"Alright, will do. Can't wait to see you there."

"You too." And with one last look at my crotch he hesitantly walked away.

"Well Kit, looks like you might have a mate." He started to purr in my mind.

"Yeah, yeah. Well look before you actually start to make me horny again, can you make a list of what we might need on our trip? It's already late, and we're leaving at 8 to go to God knows where and how long until we get there."

"Fine, fine, but I'm going to make you put in some thing for when IT happens, if you know what I mean."

"Alright, whatever it takes to get you going." And with that we started to get ready for our long trip.