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Summary: The perfect example of how to NOT write Harry Potter fan fiction. Enjoy, and laugh, but don't flame me for mocking your writing style if you write like this, because if you do, then you suck, and you would have no credibility when it came to writing, or reviewing.
HP AND THA MAJER FITE
Yo malfoy u redy bro harry potter asked malofoy. Yea dude im totally redy to fight voldiemorte now malofoy sed. Yea than lets go harry sed. Well potter ure gonna die now voldiemorte sed laughing like he was mad craze avada kedavera! And malofoy died like that! Sic rite? Yea it wuz cuz malofoy sux majer time! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Voldiemorte said laughing a long time. Now potter it is time for you to die! No harry sed, blocking tha curse and sending it back at him! Argh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo voldiemorte sed, screeming and dyin till he died. Hes dead harry potter sed. Hes finlly dead. And he kissed ginny on tha mouth and did a dance.
A.N. Yeah, dumb and uncalled for, I know, but I was getting sick and tired of crap fan fictions that had more grammatical errors than words. In case you didn't notice (in which case I pity you.) or if you didn't know, all of my mistakes were purposeful to prove the point that if you're going to write something, make it neat and correct.
Summary: The perfect example of how to NOT write Harry Potter fan fiction. Enjoy, and laugh, but don't flame me for mocking your writing style if you write like this, because if you do, then you suck, and you would have no credibility when it came to writing, or reviewing.
HP AND THA MAJER FITE
Yo malfoy u redy bro harry potter asked malofoy. Yea dude im totally redy to fight voldiemorte now malofoy sed. Yea than lets go harry sed. Well potter ure gonna die now voldiemorte sed laughing like he was mad craze avada kedavera! And malofoy died like that! Sic rite? Yea it wuz cuz malofoy sux majer time! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Voldiemorte said laughing a long time. Now potter it is time for you to die! No harry sed, blocking tha curse and sending it back at him! Argh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo voldiemorte sed, screeming and dyin till he died. Hes dead harry potter sed. Hes finlly dead. And he kissed ginny on tha mouth and did a dance.
A.N. Yeah, dumb and uncalled for, I know, but I was getting sick and tired of crap fan fictions that had more grammatical errors than words. In case you didn't notice (in which case I pity you.) or if you didn't know, all of my mistakes were purposeful to prove the point that if you're going to write something, make it neat and correct.