Twilight spoof book 1
Disclaimer: We own nothing to do with Twilight and hope we never do..
This is A SPOOF so if you are a huge Twi hard don't like don't read and no flames as we are spoof writers and intend to make fun of this book.
Love Voldemort's death eaters, Belle and Kitty
P.s This is all in bellas POV
Preface
I'd never given much thought to how I would die but I wouldn't have imagined it like this. I was breathing heavily as I watched the bleached blonde haired woman wearing a meat dress that stank of animal blood, the freaky electric silver makeup a very odd choice if you think about it. It didn't match her skin tone. LADY GAGA! Edward would have a fit and drag her off to the fashion police he created for a court hearing while spraying his third bottle of hairspray that hour. But I guess it was a good way to die I would be famous! My father might have the shock of his life and get out of rehab!
He had been there ever since I met Edward and when I completely ignored him turned to alcohol and drugs but I didn't care I had my Eddie weddie.I will never regret going to floor but I think it should be called basement. Maybe I could make that my last wish! I can't wait to be killed I've always wanted to meet a pop !