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Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh. Unfortunately, I never will.
Note: Heheh. This not a crossover. It was just inspired by that "Honey, I shrunk the kids" thing, which, by the way, I haven't even seen. So there.
Kaiba liked inventing things. He had designed a lot of things in his life from a novelty light bulb to a duel disk, and most of them had been electronic and very complicated.
He was inventing something at that very moment. The problem was, he didn't know what it was.
The perfectly drawn, miniscule circuits spreading all over a very large sheet of paper made sense to him, but he still couldn't figure out what they'd do when put together.
So he did the sensible thing and started to assemble it.
That had been five months ago. Now Kaiba was sure that, whatever this thing was, it was finished. He ordered several of his minions to take it down to the Testing Laboratories. He pulled on a pair of goggles and a safety suit and began to follow them, completely oblivious to the fact that he looked like a deep-sea diver.
Mokuba appeared from somewhere and started running after Kaiba.
"What are you doing?" he asked, looking at the strange device. "Do you know what it does?"
"I'm taking this down to be tested." Kaiba replied, not looking down because his suit made it impossible to do so. "I don't know what it does either, and that's why it's going to be tested on somebody else."
Mokuba looked apprehensive. "Can't you-"
"No." Kaiba said shortly, walking more quickly so that Mokuba had to jog to keep up. "Yugi and his friends are at reception. They want to see you."
"Tell them to come through. They can witness the testing of this new machine."
As Mokuba ran off, Kaiba dismissed an evil thought that had popped into his mind.
Yet it was so tempting, and they wouldn't even realise what was happening, would they? Until it was too late, that is.
Kaiba smirked. What the hell if it was illegal? He'd twisted the law before… he could do it again…
"Hello everyone." Kaiba said, taking off his space helmet and giving them a slightly evil smile.
Yugi, Honda, Anzu, Bakura, Malik and that mutt Jounouchi. Excellent…
"Please put on a suit, everyone. I'm just going to warn you that the following experiment might be extremely dangerous." Kaiba said, still smiling evilly.
The others looked worried, but put on the suits.
"Follow me." Kaiba said, once everyone was geared up.
He led them through two sets of double doors, and into a large hall. It was completely empty except for a sinister steel machine in the centre, with what looked like a laser gun protruding from what was presumably the front of the contraption.
Kaiba pressed a code into the panel by the doors and quietly slipped over the other side just before they slid closed, leaving the group in the hall.
A minute or so later, Kaiba's voice was projected into the hall from some secret sound-system.
"Do not worry. I am more or less certain that the effect of the machine is not fatal. At least, I hope it isn't. It will make legal matters so much more complicated if it is."
There was a few seconds of stunned silence, and then everyone started screaming all at once.
"Kaiba, you're not going to test the machine on US, are you?" Yugi squeaked, terrified.
"Er- yes, I am."
"Kaiba, when I get out of here I'm going to…" Jounouchi yelled.
"If you get out of here. IF."
"Kaiba, how can you do this?" Anzu yelled.
Kaiba merely chuckled in a sinister way. "Prepare yourselves…"