I SHALL WARN YOU RIGHT NOW! THIS STORY CONTAINS THE SHIPPING OF ISABELLA AND AGENT P! IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO SEE THIS, LEAVE THIS PAGE IMMEDIATELY!

There. Hopefully, if you're reading this, the fact that this story ships Isabella with Agent P (which I now dub as 'Agent I'.) is interesting to you.

You no like? Then get lost! No, I'm kidding, but seriously leave.

Please enjoy the story.

IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS PAIRING, STOP READING RIGHT NOW! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!

Tick-Tock. Tick-Tock. Tick-Tock.

I listened to the clock, Its ceaseless tracking of the seconds that pass before every single thing in the room. I fiddled with my tail, growing impatient, though I DID show up for work a little early, Monogram still wasn't calling. Yet.

That's what I hated about my job: I almost never got a day off. That kept me away from Phineas, Ferb, Candace, and…. And…..

Perry ran out into the backyard, enjoying his rare day off as much as he could. He dashed over to the kids sitting under the tree and he laid down next to Isabella. She kindly petted his back as she listened to Phineas speak…

"Agent P! Agent P!"

I snapped out of my little flashback. Major Monogram was on the monitor in front of me.

"Ah. There you are. Now, on to your mission: Doofenshmirtz. Go," he said.

I saluted him, which was by now a habitual reflex rather than a personal sign of respect, and I flew of f in my hoverjet.

Perry leaped up and punched Dr. Doofenshmirtz, causing the man to stumble backward. Isabella watched the fight from a nearby cage, clearly awestruck that Perry was actually a secret agent. Perry clenched his fists as the main straightened himself, ready to defend the girl's life at all costs.

I popped back to my surroundings, just in time to avoid a house being carried by thousands of balloons. I stopped next to D.E.I., and leaped through a window.

"Ahh, Perry the Platypus. So nice of you to come by…" Dr. Doofenshmirtz said. "Now, about my latest plan… You see…"

Perry's hoverjet lowered out of the sky, and landed on the sidewalk of Maple Drive. Isabella climbed out of the passenger seat.

"Thanks Perry…" she said as she stroked his back.

"Perry the Platypus? Perry the Platypus!"

I came to my senses to see Dr. D stooped over me, a look of curiosity on his face.

"Is everything alright, Perry the Platypus?" he said.

I nodded my head.

"Oh, okay. Now I can show you my latest invention:"

Perry laid next to Isabella, who was sitting on the ground and sharing a kiss with Phineas. The kiss ended, and Perry smiled and winked at Isabella, making her blush.

"Perry the Platypus!"

My mind regained control of itself, and I saw Doofenshmirtz over me again, a concerned gaze on his face.

"Perry the Platypus, you- you seem kind of out of it today. Tell you what, you- you just come back tomorrow, okay? My evil scheme can wait okay?"

I smiled and nodded, thankful for the doctor's sympathy, and I walked off to my hoverjet and flew back to the house.

Perry stood next to Isabella outside Phineas' house. She picked him up, and thanked him for everything, and hugged him. Perry hesitated, then returned the hug.

I returned to the real world, and shook it off. I had arrived at my base, and went inside. I walked over to my chair in front of the monitor, and took a seat.

I once again fiddled with my tail. I think I know why I'm out of it today. It's far worse than any infraction I could ever do here at the Agency. I….. I think I'm in love with Isabella…

Reality check, Perry! She's human! You're a platypus! Forget it!

I sat for a moment, then dropped my head on the desk and sighed.

What am I gonna do…?

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